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Syndication

Well it’s the final UFP.

 

I’m sorry it’s taken so long to get it out there, but frankly I think I’ve just been putting it off so I didn’t have to deal with ending it! Haha!

 

It’s a long show so I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to everyone who even listened to a single episode, whether they liked it or not, and even more thanks to those who stuck around.

 

We love you all and made this little hobby of ours so much more gratifying. 

 

Thanks again and as the title goes, we’ll meet again my friends, we’ll meet again….

 

 

C Bomb

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Oh yes.... This will be an unpopular show.

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Hey hey hey!

 

Well here we are again! And on time too!

Let's not press our luck and get on with it…

 

 

Lots of news with show, networks we are and aren't on, apologies for messed up names on previous eps, etc, etc.

 

We wrap on Amazing Spider Man 2, The Other Woman, Kung Fu Jungle, Paranormal Activity 5 and more!

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

 

 - Supergirl leaked episode

 - Lando Calrisian no appearing in the latest Star Wars movie

 - More Mad Max love, JJBA and Secret Wars tie ins

 - The new Batman, the ride

 - Hulk Hogan may be the villain in Expendables 4

 - Sitcoms that would be funnier with characters removed

 - E plate drivers deserve to burn

 - #Stoptaxingmyperiod

 - Jaden Smith confirmed as Static Shock

 - We explain our Mortal Kombat's "Stryker Hate"

 - Hitler knows how expensive it is to live in Perth

 - Deadpool's yellow text

 

UFP NEWS!

 - Stop the Onesies: Immigration Department boss

 - Men who masturbate will have "pregnant hands" in the afterlife

 UFP of the week! Prisoner "eats his jail"

 

Movie Review: San Andreas

 

NERD NEWS!!!

 

 - Matthew McConaughney possible casting for Norman Osborne

 - Black Mass trailer

 - Simon Pegg has an opinion!

 Comic reviews!

 - A Force #1 3.5/5

 - Planet Hulk #1 4/5

 - Ultimate End #1 2/5

 

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_153.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51am HKT
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It's finally here! What a fucking hassle!

Anyways, here goes…

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!

UFP News!

Movie Review - Mad Max Fury Road

Nerd News!

 

 - Jason Blum responds to Jem movie trailer backlash

 - Doom 4 6 sec "trailer"

 - Supergirl trailer

 - Legends of Tomorrow

 

Comic Book review

 - Secret Wars Score: 7 out of 5 (yes you read right!)

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_152.mp3
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Hey yo! Let’s go!

 

We’re early (for once!) but that doesn’t mean a diminished quality! No, it’s the same bog-standard that you’re accustomed to and deserve!

 

Let’s get to it!

 

 

Libraries with comic books: good stuff!

SUPANOVA is upon us!!!! Let’s the cavalcade of “Stars” shine on!

Happy Birthday George Carlin!!!

 

UFP CREW QUESTION!

 

UFP NEWS AND UFP OF THE WEEK!

-          Irish Gay Rights

-          Panty upskirt photo video game with 65 word title

-          Snoop Dogg is a obscenely retarded moron

-          Mike Epps leads all black Uncle Buck reboot

 

NERD NEWS!!!

-          The Muppets gets greenlit on the ABC

-          CW The Atom spinoff is called Legends of Tomorrow

-          The Jem Movie

-          Indiana Jones 5

-          Netflix Tax

-          Lucifer Trailer

-          Forever cancelled

-          Constantine cancelled

-          Archie comics on kickstarter

-          Penny Dreadful returns

 

Comic reviews!

-          Secret Wars #1

-          Jojos Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_151.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18pm HKT
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Hey hey we’re some flunkies! People say we’re podding around! But we’re too busy wanking… to lay any tracks doooooooooooooown!.... Or something.

 

Looks that just came to me and I ran with it the best I could. GET OFF MY DICK!!!

 

 

EPISODE 150! Thank you for your support, so let’s get to it!!!

 

Free Comic Book Day aftermath

Mayweather Pacquiao “fight”

Twitter’s retarded reaction to Avengers Age Of Ultron causes Joss Whedon to mic drop and leave Twitter

 

UFP Crew Questions!

 

UFP NEWS!!!!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

-          Suicide Squad cast photo

-          Red Dwarf returns!

-          EVANGELION' & LIVE-ACTION 'ATTACK ON TITAN' DIRECTORS HELM GODZILLA 2016

-          Will Poulter frontrunner to be Pennywise in new IT remake

-          New Star Wars casting news

-          Dial H for Hero via Machinima

 

Comic Review

-          The Black Vortex

 

-          Batman Endgame

 

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Direct download: UFP_150.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:27pm HKT
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Well well well!

 

We meet again!

 

Here’s the latest coming at ya thick and/or fast!

 

We may not be the best pop culture podcast, but boy howdy we certainly ain’t the worst!

 

Our Avengers 2: Age of Ultron will be up in the next 24hours! Stay tuned!

 

Gallipoli: We just don’t get it!

 

Celebrate the ANZAC spirit with some f*ckin’ footy!

 

The ins and outs of Tasmania (as we understand it anyways!)

 

Free Comic Book day is upon us! We discuss the etiquette

 

Butterbean should’ve been cast as Wilson Fisk after ending Bart Gunn’s boxing career

 

UFP Questions and Talk Topics!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

Silent Hills has officially been cancelled!

 

Batman V Superman Porn Parody looks better than the original

 

Brian Tee cast in TMNT 2

 

EA flip flops on “no refunds” rule

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:17pm HKT
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Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!
 

It's TRAILER MANIA here on UFP!

 
A shorter than usual show too as we had a very hefty Avengers 2: Age of Ultron review to film.
But nevertheless we got through a bunch of trailers that had dropped recently (in no particular order):
 
WB/DC jerkoff shitfest movie that will never exist
Jurassic World
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Wars
Ant Man
Fantastic Four
 
 

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Direct download: UFP_148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:49pm HKT
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It’s ANOTHER episode!

 

Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)!

 

Let’s get to it!

 

 

 

Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way!

 

G at Oz Comic Con

 

C Bomb catching up on all the shows!

 

UFP Crew Questions!

Ant Man Trailer

Michelle MacLaren leaves Wonder Woman/DC/WB

Netflix Daredevil

 

 

UFP News and the return of a VERY funny UFP OF THE WEEK!!!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

Olivia Munn to play Psylocke in X Men Age of Apocalypse

Fox TV remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show

New Spider Man in Civil War will be 15 – 16 years old

Terminator Genisys trailer

Game of Thrones Season 5 leak

Comic Reviews

-          Rage of Ultron

-          Savior #1

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_147.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:24pm HKT
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Hi Peeps!

 

Here’s the latest and *a-hem!* “greatest!

 

G’s hand is almost 100% and will be at Oz Comic Con (mostly likely)

 

Smart casual David Lee Roth on Ellen (?)

 

We will be answering some of the UFP Crew Questions on UFPTV!

 

We answer, wrap on the UFP Crew questions!

 

Nerd News!

 

Star Trek and Green Lantern cross over

 

Banjo Kazooie Movie rumor from WonderCon

 

Earthbound Sold Out on Club Nintendo

 

Who want’s to play a gay orc dating sim? The answer is, NO ONE!!!!!

 

Batman V Superman teaser trailer MIGHT happen!

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_146.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am HKT
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