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Syndication

The Hobbit, Wreck it Ralph and only 6 weeks of Katie Holmes

HUGE end of year show for 2012 which clocks in at over 2 hours of UFP goodness!

Bomb and Money review The Hobbit and Wreck it Ralph, discuss the best and worst of 2012 plus news, nerd news and the usual guff! Here's a taste....

  • The Mayans are STILL wrong!

  • Perth heatwave continues

  • Mini One Piece Kaizoku Musou review

  • People with obscenely more money than sense

  •  The next Gundam will be based on Lex Luger

  • Black human hearts in turtles (?)

  •  Spicy sadists and their super hot foods

  • China's Visit-your-goddamn-parent's law

  • Up there with Azzburgers and ADHD, new fake white illness discovered; BLS

  • iWatch which no one will iBuy very similar to Metawatch http://appleinsider.com/articles/12/12/26/first-look-metawatch-smart-watch-pushes-iphone-alerts-to-your-wrist

  • Big tech changes in 2013

  • Moar American Idol BS
     
  • NERD NEWS!!!

  •  Spiderman 700

  • Dr Who Christmas Special

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Direct download: Show_15.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:37pm HKT
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Mayan apocalypse (or lack thereof), horrible songs of 2012 and feel the searing burn of Pain and Gain baby!

Well what can one say? It's the last show before Christmas and the penultimate show of 2012.

Thankfully those Ham-and-egger Mayans done fucked up and we'll be able to bring you offerings such as these...

  • Jamie Olivers Sprouts (that's not code by that way)

  •  If OBAMARAMA will continue into the next 4 years

  • All TV zombies are communists

  • "Nordic Biker Wars" is not a new reality TV series (although we won't rule it out either)

  • Psy has two options; retire or become hated by all

  • The Chinese Ark is a lie

  • The most played/fucked-out/highest payola songs in Australia for 2012


    Nerd News

  • Pain and Gain

  • Expendables 3 with the possible inclusion of Jackie Chan

  • Uncanny X Force

  •  Jonathan Hickman's Avengers

  • Avenagers Assemble 

  • Back to the Future Lego set


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Direct download: Show_14.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:08pm HKT
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Instagram, Bulletproof back packs and Kevin Bacon Bacon

Full description coming soon!

Direct download: Show_13.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:27am HKT
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Jack White is sure as hell no Freddie Mercury, DC/Marvel circle jerk and more proof that Beliebers are incredible dullards

WE'RE UNDER SIEGE!

I'm so sorry for all the residual noise from all the fucking planes! We tried our best to drown it out with our mouth-words.

Just focus on the sounds of our sweet, fruity, baritones and all shall be ok...

On this episode;

Cooking reality shows need to fuck off

"You can't auto-tune cooking." - G Money

Being aware of being a shitbag, doesn't excuse shitty behaviour

Jack White - Oh fucking dear......!

Freddie Mercury - Oh fucking yes!

Baz Lehrman has NOT signed on to do Transformers 5!

Our (relatively short) take on the Connecticut Massacre

G Money starting the CKP (Communist Knife Party)

ULTIMATE FACEPALM OF THE WEEK!!! - Perthnow.com.au

Germ-a-phobe retards are turning their kids into world-class pussies

Beliebers are incredibly fucked

The supermarkets are watching you!

44 year old Chinese women are Public Enemy #1

"What have they got on their utility belts....?"

Balls of the Apocalypse

NERD NEWS!

Pacific Rim Trailer looks mighty spiffy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ZcqwvQbas

G Money will someday become Gendo Ikari

Oblivion Trailer - Looks good but Tom Cruise is still playing himself

New Batman: Death in the Family news

DC/Marvel Circle Jerk

Stopping shit on Stephanie Brown

Bad Brains/Charlie Brown mash up: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/bad-brains-charlie-brown-christmas-mashup-video_n_2278160.html

China "Out-junk foods" the US: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/12/pepsi_chicken_potato_chips_china_junk_food.php

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Direct download: Show_12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:17am HKT
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You're under arrest under suspicion of offending somebody, Soft Grunge lives through Nirvana and ALL THE SNES GAMES!!!!

The wild weather has flattened us out today crew.... and all this coffee talk didn't help one iota!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyways, here is today's tidings unto thee....

Coffee coffee coffee!

The 2Day FM saga con-fucking-tinues

The world has officially lost it's balls as you might be addressed for offending somebody

Things we can do without in 2013 (and beyoooooooooooooooooooond!) http://gawker.com/5967552/22-terrible-things-that-must-end-in-2013?utm_source=io9.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation 

Sir Paul Cobain (?)

Every white person is racist and news.com.au is STILL a fucking horrible media outlet

The endless train wreck that is LiLo

Ikea Monkey!!! (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ikea-monkey)

BUY ALL THE SNES GAMES

Oprah iFucked up

New Chindogu: Sneaker Speakers http://www.buzzpatrol.com/ray-kingston-sneaker-speakers/

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Direct download: Show_11.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31pm HKT
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2Day no way, "Down Syndrome Teddy Ruxpin", frocks, smocks and Indie rock

Hi Friends! 

We did another show. It's here for your listening pleasure. 

We apologize for G Money's buzzing trousers and C Bomb being far to tweaked out on coffee.

On this show;

The four-hit shit combo of TV ads

C Bomb STILL enamoured by SYTYCD (T_T) (You can see a vid here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6yXlUFuuFs)

The shit storm that is 2Day FM scandal 

Meth mouths are picketing for roles on The Walking Dead (http://www.rehabs.com/explore/meth-before-and-after-drugs/infographic.html)

Double Bells-palsy day!

Too many tattoos spoil the broth

Stoners rejoice with loosened pot laws and continue living their lives exactly the same (just more stoned)

DREADLOCKS! Fucking KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you want to 'mill, you will 'mill!"

Lawyers are stopping all our trampoline road dreams from coming true

"Wheneveryouseemymotherfuckingfaceyouknowwhatitisbitch! Yeah TOSS MY SALAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaad!!!"

NERD NEWS!!

Karl Malone Saves Hobbit Christmas

New teaser trailer for the new Star Trek movie

Mike Judge to create new HBO series

Green Arrow is a hit! (Esp guest starring Kane!)

The possibility of the Wonder Woman series

Quentin Tarantinos 30's gangster movie (Tarantino pic: http://www.slashfilm.com/quentin-tarantino-once-again-talking-up-a-30s-gangster-movie/)

Avergers #1 (with a special nod to Perth!)

New Hawkeye series

New Thunderbolts Comic is ROCK!

Pans Labyrinth stage musical

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Direct download: show_10.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:08am HKT
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Yoko OH NO!!! Lilo Fuck No! and Masterchef Pro

Sweet Jebus! What a busy show! 

LOTS of ranting and raving and carrying on. So much so G Money flew into a rage and started to wreck up the Kill or Be Killed Auditorium!

Besides that, here's the actual show....

The WEBSITE IS UP!!!! www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au CHECK IT!!!

Despite the end of the world, we will STILL keep doing UFP!!!

Adam Levine hates hateable things! (but he's STILL no T.O.P.)

#waronbronies

"Soft grunge" - It is what it is.

No Gangnam Christmas for Perth

Your essential Christmas gift item: White chocolate baby head! 

LiLo? Fuck no!

Yoko Oh No you didnt'!!! *SNAP!*

Good Charlotte taking a break from being musical abominations to become enormous hypocrites

G Money Gold endorsement: The Downtown Struts

Another little peek into C Bomb's background

Pro masterchef..... Are they looking forward to spending time with me?!?!!?

"Arm the LUGGAGE CANNON!!!!"

Wayne Houchin badly burnt on Dominican TV - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/wayne-houchin-on-fire-video_n_2230661.html

American Akira - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI

NERD NEWS!

New casting news for The Amazing Spiderman Sequel

The future of Vertigo

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Direct download: Show_9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT
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Scott Steiner will hunt us down and kill us, Skull, Teddy Ruxbin and Prince Adam in a 3-way Mexican Gay-off and "WHERE ARE THEY!!??!??!!?"

Greeting UFP Crew! 

Welcome to the day-late show! We apologize for the delay but would like to think we made up for it in spectacular fashion!

On the latest pod'...

Tagent on the intro

Human traffic is worse than automotive traffic!

"HANH!?"

Mattels unhoverboard

The label-nation

Zombie Steve Jobs

 - Nerd News - 

Batman Crossover (with a lot of fucking around - We apologise!)

Comic of the week! All new X men

Team 7

Wolverine/Hugh Jackman's possbile inclusion of Xmen: Days of Future Past

Bulk and Skull - Longevity Personified

Zooey Deschanel.... just.... just.... Bluergh!

Ultimate Facepalm of the week!

http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/political-news/navy-base-locked-down-after-weapons-heist-20121130-2akw9.html

Traffic War!

http://apps.facebook.com/trafficwar

http://www.trafficwargame.com

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Direct download: Show_8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:22pm HKT
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#1reasonwhy, DC Vs the WB and YO NOID!!!!!!

Holla at my UFP Peeps!!!!

I'm keeping the ep descripton tight as it matches my time constraints (also I don't think anyone reas them!)

Here's a quick lowdown on the show!

MASSIVE discussion on the #1reasonwhy twitter campaign (sorry for the lack of lulz)

Crowd sourcing and how awesome it is!

Lots of planes flying overhead (sorry we couldn't edit them out :P)

Andrew WK is STILL freakin' amazing!

Schoolies has NOT failed to disappoint!

Yo Noid!

Andy Serkis STILL rules!

WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!???!?!?!

X men, Days of Future Past updates

Traffic War!

http://apps.facebook.com/trafficwar

http://www.trafficwargame.com

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UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: show_7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:13am HKT
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The Hobbit, the Adventures of Fartcube (TM) and the fistfuck that is, commercial radio

Not wasting any time with the latest show, C Bomb shows off that the clouds are not only in his coffee but also in his feeble mind. Not only that, they eventually spread to G Money also!!!

Besides all that shite, here's some (but nowhere near all the) other stuff we have on this episode;

C Bomb's ill-fated foray into commercial radio

"I come from the land down under" is, without hyberbole, one of the worst songs ever created

We bust out the iron-clad credentials of our local morning radio "crews"

Lack of caffiene affects C Bomb's WWF knowledge

Eskimo Joe has blown all their hard earned "Black fingernails, red whine" money so now has to resort to crowd sourcing

Would Katy Perry sell as many albums if she had to wear a Burka?

...............Fucking Bronies............ 

The very first Wes Craven/Anderson mash up!

Adventure Time is a fucking headache

"Arman's apartment, Arman's copy of Playdude, Arman's frozen peas....!"

Mighty fine (welovefine.com) we love you, so PUH-LEEZE fuck off the My Little Pony shit!

UFP Productions presents: FARTCUBE!!! (TM)

AH-soooooo! Fantastic-a noodles are rerry-a marverous!!!

Sam Newman is STILL Roger Mellie the man on the telly

Schoolies do not fail to disappoint

Real audio of the kind of conversation Katie Holmes has with Victoria Beckham

Green-light time traveling sunglasses!!!!

NERD NEWS with G Money!!!!!!!! (Some spoilers!!!!)

Amazing Spiderman story arc wrap before the re-boot

Doctor Octopus does NOT have 12 appendages, but C Bomb gets sloppy when he's excited

Dead whores on the set of The Hobbit.... YES I wrote that right..... Whaddya mean they're animals? They gotta earn a living too!

Tila Tequila is unmasking the Illuminati (We shit you not!)

UFP App coming soon!!!

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Direct download: Show_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:44pm HKT
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