Ultimate Facepalm
Culture shock,Young Justice and movies, movies, movies!!!

Yo UFP Crew!

As G Money is still away, here is a short episode about C Bomb's trip to Hong Kong, TONS of movies (Pitch Perfect, The Darl Knight Rises, Taken and Taken 2, Django Unchained) plus G Money looks at comics such as Young Justice and much MOAR!!!

Plus nerd news, movie reviews and crap on a stick!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_22a.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:43pm HKT
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Bloody Aussie Day mate, Ebay's hypocrisy and some nobody to direct some new sci-fi film

YO!

It's been a while ne~? (^_^)

C Bomb has been overseas and come back really sick (hence the latestness on this podcast)! And G Money is off on an adventure of his own!

Never mind that bollocks! The guys talk about thier follow podcasters, Australia day and it's glory, the eventual decline of the Apple brand and more. G Money naturally covers the news of JJ Abrams directing the latest Star Wars installment plus a ton of other nerd news.

Plus tech news, moive news and a buncha other shit!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: show_21.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:19pm HKT
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Teaching chimps to fuck, Teenage Mutant MichaelBay Turtles and Jordan Raskopoulos wins all the things!

Hi friends!

A lot to get through on our latest misgiving!

C Bomb provides some major plugs before the guys answer some UFP Crew questions.

The guys put into perspective JUST hot hot Perth is getting, follow up story to the head found at Rottnest story and G Money drops a big wad 'o nerd news including Jeff Lemire on Constantine, I Vampire being canceled, Jim Starlin on Stormwatch and a ton more to round out the show.

Plus tech news, moive news and the usual bollocks!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_20.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:43pm HKT
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 Oscars 2013, Superior Spiderman and taste the rainbow!

Fast and loose is how we like it... And it doesn't get fasters or looser than todays show!

You get to meet another one of the UFP team in "Skittles", C Bomb rants a little too much about the sex offenders around the world and the lawyers who represent them (sorry for the bum-out!)
The guys talk about the upcoming Oscar nods and G Money reveals a snub candidate and his 411 on Superior Spiderman and Punisher Warzone.

Plus tech news, moive news and the usual malarkey!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

 

Direct download: Show_19.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:10pm HKT
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Alex Jones is on Alex Jones, The Razzies and no more Pokemon!

Told you the full description was coming soon! Here's the rundown...


C Bombs understanding of how cats work is lacking


G Money claims he doesn't talk to God on the big white telephone!


C Bombs resignation was more in line with "Dead Kennedys" and less with "Haymaker"


The UK loves a good pun!


G Money suddenly thinks Fanatics are awesome


#cutforbieber - The point were everything needs to fuck off


No one cares about "Team Stoner"


We don't need OVER 150 Pokemon!!


4ChanHand will make you suffer in your dreams


We need to judge MUCH more harshly!


"Building awareness" is the biggest sham ever


"Rape Cultures" isn't a probiotic drink for sex offenders


"Outraged head washes up on a Rat's nest"


Amy Winehouse was a far bigger narcissist than we ever thought 


"Alex Jones was high on Alan Jones"


Don't look gay in Cameroon


Samsung smashes Apple in the phone market


NERD NEWS


Joseph Gordon-Levitt in contention for Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy, but confirmed at Jonny in Sin City 2


Tourist warning! Rampaging Smurfs in Melbourne, Australia


Razzie Noms have dropped


Walking Dead 100! Congratulations at being awesome!


Chris Jericho is still fantastic


Koreandad doesn't know how FPSs work


...and then things got messy......


Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_18.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:17am HKT
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Lil Wayne is baked, get stuck into Gamestick and a Happy KDOC New Year!!!!

Hello to all our fine and wonderful UFP crew!


Big big big (it's big!) show for this one! We cover all sorts of shennanigans such as;


  • Bali is STILL horrible! For the love of shit DON'T GO THERE!!!

  • Lilo in Big Bro No Show!

  • Some loser-douche from Twilight (narrows it down don't it?) shows he's mature by pissing himself at LAX

  • "Well played Perth, but I'll see your heat wave and raise you a crime wave and some dead tourists!"

  • Gerard Depardieu-you-know-how-to-party and Vladimir Putin-on-the-ritz!

  • UK celebrity Big Brother isn't really UK-ey

  • ULTIMATE FACEPALM OF THE WEEK!!! Why did the fried chicken cross the road? To rob the jewellery store!
    http://www.news.com.au/national/two-men-charged-after-bungled-jewellery-store-heist-left-them-inside-fast-food-store/story-fncynjr2-1226547339627 

  • Apple does not recognize food stamps as currency

    MOVIES

  • Local flavor - Slasher Squad 
    http://www.pozible.com/index.php/archive/index/13187/description/0/0

  • Hansel and Gretel - Witch Hunters

  • Evil Dead Remake

    NERD NEWS

  • Joseph Gordon Levitt, Micheal Rosenbaum, John Karsinski plus MOAR for Guardians of the Galaxy

  •  Lil Wayne is baked in more ways than one!

  • Gamestick will rule the world!

  • Trekkies have heart

  • Happy new year! KDOC style!!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14b_1357244001 


Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_17.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:50pm HKT
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Happy New Year 2013, beer is not a food and Sippin' on Sunshine

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Its now 2013, but that hasn't stopped us from bringing you the same old crap!

Here's whats in store for this podcast....

  • What the fuck is a "Lang's Syne"?

  • That Anna Paquin.....

  • C Bomb's employment plea 

  •  Grumpy Cat needs to fuck off

  • Ashland High, in association with Trace Cyrus presents; Sippin' on Sunshine!!

  • Unisex, genderless fashion

  • Old germs in the Pilbara

  • In Soviet Russia, beer drinks YOU!!!

  •  The French are flaming on NYE, but in a different way

  • Australia's R rating for games

  • Twits who Tweeted the wrong Twoddle and looked like Twats

    NERD NEWS

  • G Money checked out Wreck it Ralph as well and also saw The Master

  • Peter David's ailment uniting the comic book community (Get well soon!)

  • Youtube laying down the law on shitty record companies and their fake-ass view counts

  • Superior Spiderman in 2013

  •  Wolverine cut open a shark before jumping it


Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_16.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:01am HKT
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