Ultimate Facepalm
The Great Australian Bake off, Josh Thomas is too gay for anything and Australia is the world's washed up talent dumping ground

Welcome the big show number 30!!! Well, it's actually not bit at all (it's probably our shortest show we've done thus far) but boy does it pack a punch! etc

Here's the 411....
Perth Drivers are either;
A) Retards
B) Cocksuckers or
C) Pussies
Oscars: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
Anne Hathaway. Come fucking on!
Should Joaquin Phoenix ever win an Oscar, "Weekend at Bernies" Marlon Brando shall accept it on his behalf
"Hugh... HUGH!! This isn't the Tonys!"
Next year's hosts for the Oscars; Drunk Jon Hamm, Drunk Bryan Cranston and Robert Downey Jr
The Great Australian Bake Off: There is simply nothing that can be said......
YES! Josh Thomas is too gay for life, let alone ABC1. But Deborah Mailman will NOT be playing his mother in the show.
A challenge is set to Mr Josh Thomas!!! (and Hannah Gadsby)
Redfoo as new X-Factor judge.... For fucks sake!
Australia is officially the world's washed-up talent dumping ground
NERD NEWS
Batman Inc #8 (SPOILER ALERT!!!!)
DC now stands for "Don't Care" Comics
Marvel bringing back the "What if?" series
James McAvoy as The Crow
Jay and Silent Bob Animated Movie
Direct download: Show_30.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:40am HKT
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Perth Fringe Festival, Megan Fox has Toe-thumbs and Arnold Schwarzenegger: Pregnant President

WELLLLL! We have another show here and quite frankly, it's a doozy!

I don't really know what else to say about it, so I'll just shut up and let you listen ^_^
What IS the opposite of a Ultimate Facepalm?!?!
The SHOCKMASTER will SHOCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
C Bomb laments the (many MANY) shortcomings of The Perth Fringe Festival
Travis Barker is a huge douchebag pussy (no shit right?)
The Madden Brothers are STILL huge douchebag pussies
John Butler struggles to be relevant
World's longest waterslide in New Zealand
We see too many unpolished shoes at the train station
Screaming kids: they need to fuck off or their parents need to grow some balls
It's always someone elses fault!
Seplin ad grmdar doont' mata mahn@
NERD NEWS!!!!
Green Lantern updates from the DC Summit
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Pregnant President
Joshua Hale Fialkov working for both DC and Marvel
Keith Giffen on Larfleeze
Greg Pak and Jae Lee on new Batman and Superman titles
Scott Clark: RIP
Old "toe-thumbs" herself Megan Fox in Teenage Muntant MichaelBay Turtles
Leave our GOOD 80s cartoons alone and go fuck up Centurions, Care Bears or some other shit.
JLA, Nova and Batwoman reviews
George A Romero doing Marvel Zombies
Latest PS4 non-news and then news
Direct download: Show_29.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:18pm HKT
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Lance Armstrong, cyclists and Belmont Turf war!
Hola UFP Crew!

No random noises for the start of this podcast, no no! 

A buncha throwbacks to old eps (or just running out things to say :P), but here's the rest...
WCW's dying day bookings
The cult of Apple and why they all need to fuck off
We are not gonna start on Bronies (because we'll never stop!)
G Money's engagement and his diabolical wedding plans! (Cue fanfare we can't afford)
Perth's roadworks is fucking the city harder than ever (but might spawn a raft of cute calendars)
Demonstrations/marches DO NOTHING!!!
TURF WAR!!! Glenys Godfrey V Cassie Rowe!!!
Cyclists = Cunts (for the most part)
Lance Armstrong (according to C Bomb): First man on the moon, multiple big French race winner, stretcthy toy, won a shirt and possibly a wrestler from Alberta Canada
Jackie Chan is the new Dustin Hoffman (HE wishes!)
People are getting dumber (we didn't need a news story for this, but it helps)
Children of Poseidon, superglue a shoe into everyone of your orifices and go away forever
According to the University of Colorado: "If you get attacked, just piss yourself and you'll be oooooooookay!"
We answer some UFP Crew questions in our Nerd News
Batman #17
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Morning Glories: No good
Fatale

Fables

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter/Facebook: @ultim8facepalm or /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837 
Direct download: Show_28.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:18am HKT
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Matt Preston is a Cravat wearing dildo, dismal follow-up albums and The Hoff: No fucks given

Hey hey hey!

Here's another misgiving from your two least-favorite podcasters (why you keep listening is anyone's guess), but here is the lowdown on the latest ep!
Cosplay at Comiczone
Facebook crybabies
C Bomb's Family Birthday Disasters (Formerly hosted by Jeremy Beadle) 
Queens are Trumps, Queen tribute and other disappointing follow up ablums
Cats are retards
Volkwagen is NOT the pinnacle of German auto-engineering!
MuzzBuzz ain't so shit
Kim Dotcom is an awful human being/fucking disgusting pig
Why should we give a fuck about The Hoff!?!?!!!??!
Bradgelina coming to Australia!..... See the point above
"Tanning injections may be lethal" - NoShit.com
Rebel Wilson - One-trick pony AND hypocrite
Nothing like the death of a model by a national disability and athletic hero to become a money-spinner!
"It's gonna cost ya 5 Hobies to get ya leg back..."
MKR demolishing Masterchef: Still a hollow victory
Everybody Loves Raymond has STILL got it!
"Cravat wearing dildo" - G Money on Matt Preston
Masterchef Pro: Utter Cunts 
NERD NEWS!
Batman 17
Uncanny X Men #1 (reissue)
Peter Dinklage cast in "X men: Days of Future Past" possibly as Boliver Trask
Jason Momoa to play Drax the Destroyer in the upcoming "Guardians of the Galaxy"
Battlestar Galactica and Grimm comics
J. Michael Straczynski and Ben Templesmith: Ten Grand

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter/Facebook: @ultim8facepalm or /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_27.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:26am HKT
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Dante's hair, DC and Marvel writer's summits and Chris Brown is Fagin

Holla at my UFP Crew!!!!!..... Or somesuch thing!

Welcome to another episode of Ultimate Facepalm where today, C Bomb laments all things associated with The Flintstones are rubbish, G Money raps on what a perpetual douche Chris Brown is and the guys wrap up the show with the DC and Marvel writer's summits and The Legend of Zelda somehow cracking the New York Times best sellers list!

Plus nerd news, movie reviews and 40 dollars Dadday!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter/Facebook: @ultim8facepalm or /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_26.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:26am HKT
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The boat that didn't rock, Ultimate Facepalm within an Ultimate Facepalm and Justice League was Justice Terrible

Ahola to our wonderful crew!

Today, G Money talks about his sea-bound advertures that take place on land (?) then C Bomb rocks a VERY long and tangent ridden story about an Ulitmate Facepalm within an Ultimate Facepalm.

Then the guys hit some news and G Money blows his nerd load with an avalanche of semen...... Oh and nerd new of course!

Plus nerd news, movie reviews and a partridge in a pear tree!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter/Facebook: @ultim8facepalm or /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_25.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:33pm HKT
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Chrissie Swan's ashtray child, the Superb Owl and Richard the 3rd's corpse

Hey there UFP people!

C bomb enrages G Money by bringing news stories of two of his most hated and fattest women; Chrissie Swan and Gina Rinehart.

The guys also talk about Beyonce's face, the ever-present current of racism in Australia as prevalent with this season of "MY Kitchen Rules" and G Money nerds up on a possible Planet Hulk film, the Iron Man and much moar!

Plus nerd news, movie reviews and a foot in your ass!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_24.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:48am HKT
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Brendon Burns, Mick Foley, AKB48 and tie me kangaroo down sport!

A-hoy-hoy good UFP peeps!

G Money is energized from his trip and C Bomb is on the mend thanks to his meds, thus they bring you a MASSIVE 2 hour podcast!!!

G Money raps about his trip, his evening with Brendon Burns and Mick Foley. The guys also muse over the "hidden meanings" behind Rolf Harris' "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" with a little nerd news and Teddy Pendergrass thrown in for good measure!

Plus nerd news, movie reviews and dick in a box!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and Facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP Hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_23b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:38pm HKT
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