Thu, 27 June 2013
Well this is quite the interesting scenario. And by interesting I mean, potentially horrible. G Money will of course be back for the next show, but no point in denying the inevitable, let’s get to it!
G Money’s whereabouts and talking about Super hero movies
SUPANOVA is a mere few days away!!!
UFP crew questions
- Iggy Azalea
- Weapons used in fighting to the death
- Ultimate Facepalm ‘Freaky Friday’ crossover
- (Spoilers) No bottles were broken
- Scared and needing a hug
- 80s movies should remain in the 80s
- DC film production company leaves the WB
- Are we still talking about Paula Deen?
- Wrestling not-quite professionally
Kevin Rudd leadership spill
Gerard Depardieu’s car crash (not a movie or anything, a literal car crash)
The Rock’s “Hercules” diet (sans ‘roids)
Armie Hammer to play Ant Man?
Why Saint’s Row IV and State of Decay were denied classification in Australia
Deadpool game reviews
Henry Cavill doesn’t see a Justice League movie coming anytime soon
Tom Clancy’s The Division
Killer is Dead
Dead Rising 3
Octodad: Dadliest Catch
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Batman: Arkham Origins
Mon, 24 June 2013
Supanova isn’t far now. VERY exciting stuff! And another long one today to let’s get to it….
George R R Martin and Peter Dinklage coming to Australia in November
Bow down to Nintendo Xbox and PS fanboys
Masterchef struggles to maintain relevancy
Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party
UFP Crew Questions
Mad Max game voice actors
Chopper IS a great film
Embarrassing pop culture guilty pleasures
We cannot sing
Pat Benatar is too metal for our crew
Under rated supernatural beings in movies
A Jason Todd phone survey for every TV show once a season
James Gandolfini R.I.P. and bow down to the Sopranos
More shitty journalism
Australian newscasters find death and riots SOOOOOO funny!
Russell Brand freaks out “journalists”
Seal’s enormous backflip over his “leaving Australia” comments
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reunion
Sophie Monk’s “impressive” back story
The Last of Us – Review (very slight spoilers)
Age of Ultron final issue - Review (spoilers)
Potential casting for Myles Morales
Our town (Perth, Western Australia) heavily featured in Avengers #14
Robert Downey Jr officially signed on for Avengers 2 and 3
Mary Jane Watson written out of Amazing Spider Man sequel
Independence Day 2 is actually happening (???)
Ray Donovan starring Leiv Schreiber knocked G Money on his ass
Xbox/Microsoft’s MASSIVE backflip on 24hr connection and game sharing
New Gatchaman trailer
New Kisai Breathalyzer watch via tokyoflash.com
Wolfenstein The New Order gameplay vids from E3
Thu, 20 June 2013
A short one on deck today peeps as G Money is ever popular and needed to skedaddle early. We still managed to pack quite a bit in though…
Show dedications – Stacey Von Wolf and The Boxed Whine Lost Episode
UFP Crew Questions
Worst pains ever accidentally experienced
Evil wishes upon each other
What’s going on in Brazil
Pounds and Quids – Is there a difference?
‘Breatharianism’ a.k.a. ‘Evolutionary failure’
Prostitute “uglier than described”
Selma Blair leaves Anger Management and generally no fucks given
Gerard Butler? More like Gerard BUTTler!
Dublin is NOT a fan of Rhianna (but who is?)
Charles Saatchi; Douchebag and utter piece of shit
Wolf on Wall street trailer
Anchorman 2 trailer
Masterchef is OFFICIALLY out of ideas!
DON’T UPDATE YOUR PLAYSTATION! (YET!)
True Blood latest series is joined by Rutger Hauer
New Neverwhere series and possible movie (with Benedict Cumberbatch) by Neil Gaiman
Tom Taylor bumped up to write current and future Earth 2
James Robinson, Mark Waid, Gabriele Dell'otto dream team to work on new Spider Man original graphic novel
Bryan Singer to possibly write an X Men original graphic novel
Bruce Timm could possibly be ‘defecting’ to Marvel
Superman/Wonder Woman by Charles Soule and Tony Daniel
Age of Ultron #10 leaks
Xbox One is 3 times, 8 times AND 10 times more powerful than the Xbox360 (?)
World War Z first reviews
Only God Forgives first reviews
King’s (Candy Crush Saga) possible IPO
Shigeru Miyamoto’s “worst” game
Game releases for the week
Mon, 17 June 2013
Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Fucking Clod of the Highest Order
Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets!
Now on with the retardedness!
“What do you think of The Hoff being here?”
1 like = 1 respect…. What the fuck are you talking about?
We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming
We are three times more optimal than the average podcast
UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!
Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn
Rupert Murdoch: Pussy Hunter
Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows
Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!)
Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the fuck
The Digital Comic Revolution
Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel
We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory
Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request)
Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)
It’s official! Reef Doctors is a bona-fide piece of shit! (Amongst many other shows we have touted as garbage)
Celebrities being slacktivist blowhards…. Plus the Robocop statues!
UFP of the Week runner up: Worst car thief ever!
UFP of the Week: Howard Sattler, fucking clod of the highest order
- Superman Unchained
- Batman #21
- The American Vampire Anthology
- The Wake
- The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
- Six Gun Gorilla
Sons of Anarchy comic via Boom studios
Astonishing Captain America
New Defenders of the Earth comic
Jonathan Hickman’s God is Dead via Avatar Press
Journey into Mystery ending???
Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals (a MUST for pre-orders as they WILL sell out!)
Zero by Ales Kot
Reality Check from Image
300: Rise of an Empire trailer
Man of Tai Chi trailer
Alpha Papa (Alan Partridge Movie) trailer
Iain Banks RIP
Yes, we are getting a 65 year old Terminator
IGN people’s choice for E3 goes to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Final Fantasy XV looks incredible!
Xbox One/Microsoft response for “always online” and used games
PS4 will be region free and a removable/upgradable 500GB hard drive
Ouya shit fight
Thu, 13 June 2013
The pants are officially down here at the kill or be killed auditorium (and we don't mean like those closet rapists The Janoskians either), but we’re still going to soldier on!
Check out Carnival of Podcocks on Twitter for the “best” podcasts around!
Cristina Vee is no longer coming to Perth Supanova, but WE’LL still be there!!!
UFP Crew questions
- Best superhero sidekicks
- Irish tradespeople in Australia
- Seal saves!
- Man of Steel first reviews
- Australia “Summer TV Schedule”
- But what of the NFL???
- Customers that G Money wants to slap until they bleed
Liberal stunt backfires (AGAIN!)
Anders Breivik will not become rich anytime soon
MOVIE REVIEWS! FULL SPOILERS FOR BOTH!!!!
The Hobbit 2 trailer
Marvel Lego themed variant covers in September
The Wolverine movie is PG (this may not be news, but screw it)
Marvels trademarks of “Tales to Astonish”, “Tales of Suspense” and “Fantomex”
Greg Pak and Aaron Kuder on Action Comics
Peter Mayhew airport incident
Archie Zombies will be drawn by Francesco Francavilla
Hastily put together E3 round up
Astro City #1
Daredevil Dark Nights
Mon, 10 June 2013
The Dwarves will not be going to Supanova (the characters from the Hobbit not the band)
Looking to money better spent instead of donating to Zach Braff’s Kickstarter bullshit
Natalie Portman’s Oscar for Black Swan is more than deserved
Do you like chocolate sand that doesn’t mix and that sits on top your milk? Then Milo is right up your alley!
Being proud to be Italian only lasts on the mortal coil
Tim Minchin being a touch hypocritical starring in Jesus Christ Superstar
UFP Crew questions!
- Our first cooking (?) segment!
- The latest Human Torch casting
- Who would YOU hench for?
New app stops Icelanders from fucking relatives! HURRAH!
I’m sure some sex workers are very skilled, just not the skills Australia immigration is looking for
Ita Buttrose can now bore the entire country daily
What’s happened to Deryck Whibley!?
DC characters the average movie goer can get behind
New Mighty Avengers title
Paul Jenkins in a DC meltdown
Jock to write/draw Savage Wolverine
- Kick Ass 3
- Daredevil End of Days
Paddington Bear movie!
Luther season 3 trailer
Aaron Johnson negotiations with Marvel to play Quicksilver
Set pics of The Winter Soldier costume
Confirmation of questions around the Xbox One’s specs
New E3 announcements
- Ducktales Remastered
- Rayman Legends
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 2
- Infamous: Second Son
- Battlefield 4
- Dragon Age 3: Inquisition
Kiefer Sutherland to play Solid Snake (sort of)
Patrice Désilets (Assassins Creed) legal fight with Ubisoft
The latest The Last of Us reviews
Playstation Plus latest releases
Thu, 6 June 2013
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello! We have a wild, rockin’ ride for you’re here!
C Bomb apologizes profusely for the fact he sounds like he’s recording in another room (when in fact he was sitting right next to the other guys).
John Robertson joins us as our very first guest on the show!
He regales his tales of starting out, gigs, The Dark Room, Supanova, Echo the Dolphin, defending the French and future shows.
There is no Chinese equivalent to “Teddy Bear”
Hayden Panettiere steals ALL the Mars bars
John’s arguable levels of success on other podcasts
Throwing offal into the crowd WILL brand you a genius
“You’re gonna be a big star the minute you cut that shit out….”
The Dark Room is coming to Edinburgh and London
We discuss porn…. Yeah, sorry….
UFP Crew Questions
- Addressing where the light switch is
- What Australian comedians we should be listening to
NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hour 5 mins)
The Game of Thrones internet shitstorm debacle
Benicio Del Toro signed with Marvel for a 4 picture deal
Fables from DC now entering TV development
Venture Brothers returns!
DC’s 3D covers! HOORAY!
The Purge Preview
G Money does not like the new Avengers Assemble Cartoon
X Men #1
Catwoman’s demise and then resurrection
Latest E3 appearances
Game releases for the week:
Class of Heroes 2
Eve Online: Odyssey
The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Legendary Edition
State of Decay
Early reviews of Remember Me
Mon, 3 June 2013
Another long one here…. Not quite 2 hours but it was close enough! So let’s get at it!
The Ultimate Facepalm Number one fan title is becoming hotly contested with some Random Fandom filmage
Ultimate Facepalm now has a youtube channel; UlitmateFacepalmUFP
Check out Australian independent horror film maker Chris Sun at www.slaughterfx.com.au
First guest ever, John Robertson will be joining us on the next podcast
UFP Crew questions
- Idea vacations both real and fictional
- New Dr Who
- The Queen and her irrelevance with Australia
- Killing heroes to save spouses
Pussy-licking on public transport
Dominos DVD’s deliciously delight douchebags
Grumpy Cat movie deal and accompanying sad cunt; Ben Lashes
New challenger to take on the reigning winner of the Mexican bad-off (Trace Cyrus with “Sippin’ on Sunshine”) with “Falling in reverse”
NERD NEWS (@ 1 hour 7 mins)
Matt Smith to leave Dr Who
M Night desperately trying to wrangle sequels to Unbreakable
Karen Gillan, John C Reilly and Glen Close latest casting drops for Guardians Of the Galaxy
James Robinson to write Namor???
Final Fantasy 9 is the gift that keeps on giving a whole 13 year later
WWE/Flintstones mish-mash of shit straight-to-video movie
Watch Dogs is looking VERY good
Xbox One trounced by PS4 in latest IGN poll
New E3 announcements
Joel McHale puts his foot down to bring back Dan Harmon
Pirates if the Caribbean 5 is a go… yay……