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Saints Row IV, Armie Hammer as Ant Man and Octodad: Dadliest Catch

Well this is quite the interesting scenario. And by interesting I mean, potentially horrible. G Money will of course be back for the next show, but no point in denying the inevitable, let’s get to it!

 

G Money’s whereabouts and talking about Super hero movies

SUPANOVA is a mere few days away!!!

UFP crew questions

-          Iggy Azalea

-          Weapons used in fighting to the death

-          Ultimate Facepalm ‘Freaky Friday’ crossover

-          (Spoilers) No bottles were broken

-          Scared and needing a hug

-          80s movies should remain in the 80s

-          DC film production company leaves the WB

-          Are we still talking about Paula Deen?

-          Wrestling not-quite professionally

 

NEWS

 

Kevin Rudd leadership spill

Gerard Depardieu’s car crash (not a movie or anything, a literal car crash)

The Rock’s “Hercules” diet (sans ‘roids)

 

NERD NEWS

 

Armie Hammer to play Ant Man?

Why Saint’s Row IV and State of Decay were denied classification in Australia

Deadpool game reviews

Henry Cavill doesn’t see a Justice League movie coming anytime soon

Tom Clancy’s The Division

Killer is Dead

Dead Rising 3

Octodad: Dadliest Catch

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Bayonetta 2

Batman: Arkham Origins

Titanfall

 

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James Gandolfini, The Last of Us and Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party

Supanova isn’t far now. VERY exciting stuff! And another long one today to let’s get to it….

 

Supanova updates

George R R Martin and Peter Dinklage coming to Australia in November

Bow down to Nintendo Xbox and PS fanboys

Masterchef struggles to maintain relevancy

Paula Deen’s Calvin Candie themed party

 

UFP Crew Questions

Mad Max game voice actors

Chopper IS a great film

Embarrassing pop culture guilty pleasures

We cannot sing

Cheese sandwiches

Pat Benatar is too metal for our crew

Under rated supernatural beings in movies

A Jason Todd phone survey for every TV show once a season

 

NEWS

James Gandolfini R.I.P. and bow down to the Sopranos

More shitty journalism

Australian newscasters find death and riots SOOOOOO funny!

Russell Brand freaks out “journalists”

Seal’s enormous backflip over his “leaving Australia” comments

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reunion

Sophie Monk’s “impressive” back story

 

NERD NEWS

The Last of Us – Review (very slight spoilers)

Age of Ultron final issue - Review (spoilers)

Potential casting for Myles Morales

Our town (Perth, Western Australia) heavily featured in Avengers #14

Robert Downey Jr officially signed on for Avengers 2 and 3

Mary Jane Watson written out of Amazing Spider Man sequel

Independence Day 2 is actually happening (???)

Ray Donovan starring Leiv Schreiber knocked G Money on his ass

Xbox/Microsoft’s MASSIVE backflip on 24hr connection and game sharing

New Gatchaman trailer

New Kisai Breathalyzer watch via tokyoflash.com

Wolfenstein The New Order gameplay vids from E3

 

 

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True Blood, worst pains ever and Charles Saatchi: Douchebag

A short one on deck today peeps as G Money is ever popular and needed to skedaddle early. We still managed to pack quite a bit in though…

 

Show dedications – Stacey Von Wolf and The Boxed Whine Lost Episode

 

UFP Crew Questions

Worst pains ever accidentally experienced

Evil wishes upon each other

What’s going on in Brazil

Pounds and Quids – Is there a difference?

‘Breatharianism’ a.k.a. ‘Evolutionary failure’

 

Prostitute “uglier than described”

Selma Blair leaves Anger Management and generally no fucks given

Two faced mutant kitten

Gerard Butler? More like Gerard BUTTler!

Dublin is NOT a fan of Rhianna (but who is?)

Charles Saatchi; Douchebag and utter piece of shit

Wolf on Wall street trailer

Anchorman 2 trailer

Masterchef is OFFICIALLY out of ideas!

SUPANOVA!

 

NERD NEWS!

DON’T UPDATE YOUR PLAYSTATION! (YET!)

True Blood latest series is joined by Rutger Hauer

New Neverwhere series and possible movie (with Benedict Cumberbatch) by Neil Gaiman

Tom Taylor bumped up to write current and future Earth 2

James Robinson, Mark Waid, Gabriele Dell'otto dream team to work on new Spider Man original graphic novel

Bryan Singer to possibly write an X Men original graphic novel

Bruce Timm could possibly be ‘defecting’ to Marvel

Superman/Wonder Woman by Charles Soule and Tony Daniel

Age of Ultron #10 leaks

Xbox One is 3 times, 8 times AND 10 times more powerful than the Xbox360 (?)

World War Z first reviews

Only God Forgives first reviews

King’s (Candy Crush Saga) possible IPO

Shigeru Miyamoto’s “worst” game

Game releases for the week

 

 

 

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Six Gun Gorilla, Reef Doctors officially sucks and Howard Sattler: Fucking Clod of the Highest Order

Turning Japanese perhaps? I really think so. At least no-one can say we don’t cater to international markets!

Now on with the retardedness!

 

SUPANOVA!!!

“What do you think of The Hoff being here?”

1 like = 1 respect…. What the fuck are you talking about?

We shed a pink eye on the latest Japanese trend; Worming

We are three times more optimal than the average podcast

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics!

In-game walkthroughs

Jimi Hendrix Vs Stevie Ray Vaughn

Rupert Murdoch: Pussy Hunter

Jaden Smith’s Eyebrows

Insulting a Podblocked host (upon their request!)

Basking Sharks….. We aren’t sure why the fuck

The Digital Comic Revolution

Hi Alison Grad Jones! You made us talk about Man of Steel

We would rather see Taylor Swift than Fear Factory

Complimenting a Podblocked host (upon another podcast’s request)

Beating off to your daughter that you didn’t know was yours (stick with us on this one!)

 

NEWS!

It’s official! Reef Doctors is a bona-fide piece of shit! (Amongst many other shows we have touted as garbage)

Celebrities being slacktivist blowhards…. Plus the Robocop statues!

UFP of the Week runner up: Worst car thief ever!

UFP of the Week: Howard Sattler, fucking clod of the highest order

 

NERD NEWS!!!

Comic reviews!

-          Superman Unchained

-          Batman #21

-          The American Vampire Anthology

-          The Wake

-          The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

-          Six Gun Gorilla

Sons of Anarchy comic via Boom studios

Astonishing Captain America

New Defenders of the Earth comic

Jonathan Hickman’s God is Dead via Avatar Press

Journey into Mystery ending???

Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals (a MUST for pre-orders as they WILL sell out!)

Zero by Ales Kot

Reality Check from Image

300: Rise of an Empire trailer

Man of Tai Chi trailer

Alpha Papa (Alan Partridge Movie) trailer

Iain Banks RIP

Yes, we are getting a 65 year old Terminator

IGN people’s choice for E3 goes to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Final Fantasy XV looks incredible!

Xbox One/Microsoft response for “always online” and used games

PS4 will be region free and a removable/upgradable 500GB hard drive

Ouya shit fight

 

 

 

 

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After Earth, The Internship and Seal is the 3rd Coming!

The pants are officially down here at the kill or be killed auditorium (and we don't mean like those closet rapists The Janoskians either), but we’re still going to soldier on!

Check out Carnival of Podcocks on Twitter for the “best” podcasts around!

Cristina Vee is no longer coming to Perth Supanova, but WE’LL still be there!!!

UFP Crew questions

-          Best superhero sidekicks

-          Irish tradespeople in Australia

-          Seal saves!

-          Man of Steel first reviews

-          Australia “Summer TV Schedule”

-          But what of the NFL???

-          Customers that G Money wants to slap until they bleed

Liberal stunt backfires (AGAIN!)

Anders Breivik will not become rich anytime soon

MOVIE REVIEWS! FULL SPOILERS FOR BOTH!!!!

After Earth

The Internship

NERD NEWS!

The Hobbit 2 trailer

Marvel Lego themed variant covers in September

The Wolverine movie is PG (this may not be news, but screw it)

Marvels trademarks of “Tales to Astonish”, “Tales of Suspense” and “Fantomex”

Greg Pak and Aaron Kuder on Action Comics

Peter Mayhew airport incident

Archie Zombies will be drawn by Francesco Francavilla

Hastily put together E3 round up

COMIC REVIEWS!

Astro City #1

The Bounce

Daredevil Dark Nights

 

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Mighty Avengers, skilled sex workers and what’s happened to Deryck Whibley???

The Dwarves will not be going to Supanova (the characters from the Hobbit not the band)

Looking to money better spent instead of donating to Zach Braff’s Kickstarter bullshit

Natalie Portman’s Oscar for Black Swan is more than deserved

Do you like chocolate sand that doesn’t mix and that sits on top your milk? Then Milo is right up your alley!

Being proud to be Italian only lasts on the mortal coil

Tim Minchin being a touch hypocritical starring in Jesus Christ Superstar

UFP Crew questions!

-          Our first cooking (?) segment!

-          The latest Human Torch casting

-          Who would YOU hench for?

New app stops Icelanders from fucking relatives! HURRAH!

I’m sure some sex workers are very skilled, just not the skills Australia immigration is looking for

Ita Buttrose can now bore the entire country daily

What’s happened to Deryck Whibley!?

 

NERD NEWS!

DC characters the average movie goer can get behind

New Mighty Avengers title

Paul Jenkins in a DC meltdown

Jock to write/draw Savage Wolverine

Comic Reviews:

-          Kick Ass 3

-          Daredevil End of Days

Paddington Bear movie!

Luther season 3 trailer

Aaron Johnson negotiations with Marvel to play Quicksilver

Archie Movie

Set pics of The Winter Soldier costume

Confirmation of questions around the Xbox One’s specs

New E3 announcements

-          Ducktales Remastered

-          Rayman Legends

-          Destiny

-          Thief

-          The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 2

-          Infamous: Second Son

-          Battlefield 4

-          Dragon Age 3: Inquisition

Kiefer Sutherland to play Solid Snake (sort of)

Patrice Désilets (Assassins Creed) legal fight with Ubisoft

The latest The Last of Us reviews

Playstation Plus latest releases

 

 

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Special guest John Robertson, DC’s 3D covers and Hayden Panettiere: Mars bar thief

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello! We have a wild, rockin’ ride for you’re here!

C Bomb apologizes profusely for the fact he sounds like he’s recording in another room (when in fact he was sitting right next to the other guys).

 

 

John Robertson joins us as our very first guest on the show!

He regales his tales of starting out, gigs, The Dark Room, Supanova, Echo the Dolphin, defending the French and future shows.

www.thejohnrobertson.com

www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy

 

There is no Chinese equivalent to “Teddy Bear”

Hayden Panettiere steals ALL the Mars bars

John’s arguable levels of success on other podcasts

Throwing offal into the crowd WILL brand you a genius

“You’re gonna be a big star the minute you cut that shit out….”

The Dark Room is coming to Edinburgh and London

We discuss porn…. Yeah, sorry….

#wordsbiggerthanmarmalade

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          Addressing where the light switch is

-          What Australian comedians we should be listening to

 

NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hour 5 mins)

 

The Game of Thrones internet shitstorm debacle

Benicio Del Toro signed with Marvel for a 4 picture deal

Fables from DC now entering TV development

Venture Brothers returns!

DC’s 3D covers! HOORAY!

The Purge Preview

G Money does not like the new Avengers Assemble Cartoon

X Men #1

Catwoman’s demise and then resurrection

Latest E3 appearances

Game releases for the week:

Class of Heroes 2           

Eve Online: Odyssey    

Limbo  

Marvel Heroes

Remember Me

The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Legendary Edition  

State of Decay 

Early reviews of Remember Me

 

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New Dr Who, Dominos DVDs and the band that hates ears the most: Falling in Reverse

Another long one here…. Not quite 2 hours but it was close enough! So let’s get at it!

 

The Ultimate Facepalm Number one fan title is becoming hotly contested with some Random Fandom filmage

Ultimate Facepalm now has a youtube channel; UlitmateFacepalmUFP

#wemakethingsbetter

Check out Australian independent horror film maker Chris Sun at www.slaughterfx.com.au

First guest ever, John Robertson will be joining us on the next podcast

UFP Crew questions

-          Idea vacations both real and fictional

-          New Dr Who

-          The Queen and her irrelevance with Australia

-          Killing heroes to save spouses

Pussy-licking on public transport

Dominos DVD’s deliciously delight douchebags

Grumpy Cat movie deal and accompanying sad cunt; Ben Lashes

New challenger to take on the reigning winner of the Mexican bad-off (Trace Cyrus with “Sippin’ on Sunshine”) with “Falling in reverse”

 

NERD NEWS (@ 1 hour 7 mins)

Matt Smith to leave Dr Who

M Night desperately trying to wrangle sequels to Unbreakable

Karen Gillan, John C Reilly and Glen Close latest casting drops for Guardians Of the Galaxy

James Robinson to write Namor???

Final Fantasy 9 is the gift that keeps on giving a whole 13 year later

WWE/Flintstones mish-mash of shit straight-to-video movie

Watch Dogs is looking VERY good

Xbox One trounced by PS4 in latest IGN poll

New E3 announcements

Joel McHale puts his foot down to bring back Dan Harmon

Pirates if the Caribbean 5 is a go… yay……

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