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Syndication

James Franco in Preacher, new Family Guy and Vin Diesel is…. KOJAK!!!

We are BACK! Sorry for the skip-a-doodle on last week’s ep. But we’re hoping this offering more than makes up for it.

So without further ado, let’s get to it!

 

We’ve been missed. Ah, bless!

White Ribbon Day; it’s what our society has become

Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets makes our skin crawl off our bodies and leaves on a plane to somewhere much, much better.

Alan Thicke must be so disappointed

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          The Moon or Mars; which would we live?

-          Dr Who 50th Anniversary edition

-          Our dream castings for the new Preacher series from AMC

-          We do math! (It’s as exciting as it sounds)

-          G Money’s voice acting gig on Bob’s Burgers

-          DC dropping the ball AGAIN with their Arrow series

-          Best soundtracks to comic books

-          G Money’s opinion on West Ham’s move

-          Jl8 comic is pretty neat! www.jl8.com

 

NEWS!

 

-          Real life “The Happening” a.k.a. Death by wind

-          Super fit mother removed from Facebook for hate crimes against the morbidly obese

 

NERD NEWS!!!! (@1 hour 19mins)

-          Sleeper film by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

-          Elizabeth Olsen and Aaron Taylor-Johnson cast as Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver in Avergers: Age of Ultron

-          Moonknight by Warren Ellis and Declan Shaluey

-          Jeff Johns solo ongoing, rumors of Shazam

-          Paul Dini and Eduardo Risso on Vertigo with a renowned Batman character

-          Mark Waid and Chris Samnee staying on Daredevil renumbering

-          JJ Abrams Almost Human starring Karl Urban is very good

-          New Gen console releases and the first thoughts and launch titles

-          The new Family Guy episodes where the kill off Brian

-          Final Fantasy 4: The After years for IOS and android is rubbish apparently

-          Ys: Memories of Celceta

-          Lisa the Painful, the RPG with no women currently on Kickstarter http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/131274701/lisa-the-painful-rpg/

-          Vin Diesel wants Ang Lee to direct the Kojak movie… THERE’S a sentence I never thought I’d write!

-          “The Bent Bullet” viral marketing for Days of Future Past

 

 

Direct download: Show_88.mp3
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Netflix Marvel series, Channel 10’s constant rating disasters and Perth’s own “Flying Headbutt Man!”

WHOA NELLY! Was this ever a messy one! I think there are some bits still worth listening to…. Mmmm…. Maybe not. How about you folks decide and get back to me.

 

People in Perth are always trying to “Get Ahead”!

A quick plug for our What you should be Reading comic series

Golf NEEDS to go away forever

George Carlin IS the best man to ever live

Tiger’s got game

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          Mark Wahlberg Vs Mark Zuckerberg

-          Direct IM3 sequel starring the Mardarin or how to screw up a franchise from Lucas’ assistant

-          The Batfleck suit and why Kevin Smith has his panties in a twist

-          We still find Sasha Baron Cohen hilarious

 

Check out @TvNetworkNotes on Twitter to see how utter clueless TV Execs really are

Channel 10 in big trouble and C Bomb can officially see into the future as he predicted all of their horrendous shows would tank in the ratings

The white supremacist “Outed” on Trisha  

 

 

NERD NEWS (@ 1 hour)

-          The new Netflix Marvel series with Drew Goddard running Daredevil and Melissa Rosenberg running Jessica Jones

-          New Fantastic 4 movie debuts June 19th 2015

-          Assassin’s Creed movie drops August 7th 2015

-          Nightwing, Lex Luthor and Wonder Woman to appear in Batman Vs Superman

-          Robert Kirkman’s “Outcast” has already been optioned for a TV series

-          Extinction Parade by Max Brooks also optioned for a TV Series

-          Si Spurrier on X Force

-          Skottie Young on X Men Legacy

-          Storm ongoing series

-          Boom studios signs distribution with Diamond

-          Check out Batman: The Deal at moonheadpress.blogspot.co.uk

-          PAX AUS 3 day passes already sold out when they have over a year to go before the event

-          Nintendo goes super old school with their mah-jong set

-           Stevie Nicks to appear on American Horror Story: Coven

-          Why George A. Romero turned down directing episodes of The Walking Dead

 

 

 

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT
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The Melbourne Cup, Hipsters and Miley Cyrus makes out with old bags of skin

Looking very spiffy in our vomit-covered rented suits, here is the latest episode in all it’s “glory”

 

The Melbourne Cup continues to annoy and perplex us

Goddamn Vegans

Remember, remember the 5th of November…. For annoying the piss out of us!

Those dirtbags over at The Boxed Whine….

 

 

UFP Crew questions

 

-          Ejecting people into space

-          Freakin’ hipsters

-          Who has the bigger hog?

-          Batman Origins

-          Best “starting point” comics

-          Antechinus: the only animal who likes to play FPSs

-          Sandman: Overture

-          Chocolate potato chips

-          “Five years later” for New 52

 

 

Oprah can’t do the Twitter

Miley Cyrus moves of from old boyfriend by making out with old talentless bags of pale white skin

Former world’s fattest man finds love

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 9 mins)

-          Hourman CW TV series

-          All New Marvel Now

-          Kamala Khan, the new Ms Marvel

-          Vince Gilligan on Community

-          Hugh Jackman and James Mangold in talks for new Wolverine film

-          Jim Starlin Thanos project

-          Stormtrooper vibrators?

-          Camp WWE is a horrible, horrible idea

-          Bruce Campbell shoots down Army of Darkness 2

-          Ouya hits over 500 games

-          Videos actually BUILD your brains, not rots them!

-          The Kane and Lynch movie is going to happen (?)

-          Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag review

-          The Mandarin retcon

 

 

Direct download: Show_86.mp3
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