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Syndication

Well so much for being quiet and low-key as per a very small part of our intro!

Here’s the show!

 

“Kate Winslet’s Bear Blaze” isn’t the name of some awesome chronic

Casey Donovan’s fake boyfriend

Secrets and Lies continues it’s descent into televisual obscurity

PROTIP: Ronan Keating has never played Batman in the films

 

Questions and Talk Topics!!!

-          Terry Crews as Luke Cage

-          Vettel is a giant crybaby that nobody likes evidently

-          The new Cosmos series

-          Steve Martin Vs Robin Williams

-          NFL wants over $16 million from rapper M.I.A.

-          Jeremy Clarkson’s “Roger Mellie” moment

-          A Melbourne man in New Zealand (probably) gets one of the dumbest names ever

 

Movie review!

Mr Peabody and Sherman

 

Nerd News!

-          Fantastic Four: Clusterf*ck

-          Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver concept art

-          Disney Pixar FINALLY announces The Incredibles 2! (and Cars 3 but who gives a sh*t about that)

-          Charlie Brown movie trailer

-          John Cena cast in a Judd Apatow movie

-          Ghostbusters 3 is still going ahead…. Oh dear.

-          Captain America 3 is scheduled to go head-to-head with the Superman/Batman/Justice League/Whatever the f*ck they’re calling it in 2016

-          Larfleeze series has been cancelled

-          Infinity Man and The Forever People

-          Rumours of DC to buy Dynamite

-          Brian Michael Bendis says there will be a sequel to the Spider Man/Miles Morales story

-          Wolverine’s “dying” but no one should care

 

-          Comic review: Secret Avengers #1

Direct download: Show_103.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am HKT
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So this ep is a little old in the fact it was recorded a few days before it’s release. But just like a questionably smell bottle of milk, I still think it’s pretty fresh.

Let’s check it….

 

 

Rantin’ on Rinehart

Wildfire radio! We’re on it! Be sure to check it? www.wildfireradio.com

The creepy phenomenon that is the Malaysian Airline disaster

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

-          Top 5 movies that shouldn’t have been made.

-          What it would cost to keep us poddin’ more regularly

-          Italian Man got more than he bargained for with a visit to the knocking shop…. Probably.

-          Our top 5 comic book writers

-          Fear our timezone!!!

-          Transformers stickers on cars

-          Our platforms as leaders of our State of Western Australia

 

“NEWS!”

-          Bieber to become the double cup king

-          Frank Ocean sue by Chipotle

-          Beyonce pushes the boundaries of blowhardyness by trying to justify using a sample from the Challenger disaster

-          Kesha has slightly changed her name, but still maintains her utter disgustingness

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

-          Sin City 2 trailer

-          Crowd funding for a Shaq Fu sequel

-          Comixology Hacked

-          Leaking spoilers in Japan can now get you into deep trouble

-          Idris Elba cast in Jon Favreau’s new Jungle Book movie

-          Constantine casting news

-          Gary Oldman to produce The Diabolic TV series

-          Leaving Megalopolis to be published by Dark Horse

-          Battle Creek, new TV series from Vince Gilligan starring Dean Winters and Kal Penn

-          Sony looking to make a live action The Last of Us movie

-          Deus Ex’s Facebook page needs better staff!

Comic review!

-          Moon Knight 4.5/5

 

 

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Direct download: Show_102.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:57am HKT
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 It’s a deal, it’s a steal, the sale of the freakin’ century…. Not really. It’s actually a podcast! Let’s have a listen….

 

Wildfire Radio, we’re part of it, so get on it!

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C Bomb’s Birthday

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Thanks to our good friend Luke Caporn for the preview screeners for tonight’s movie review; check out his exploits from here https://twitter.com/capey

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Channel 10, will they ever learn! Secrets and Lies is a colossal flop!

All the news, rants and rave about the Oscars 2014

-          Ellen’s “epic” selfie

-          Leo misses out again

-          People who didn’t deserve their Oscars

-          Woody Allen: Pedo or not?

-          Razzie winners

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

-          LEGO Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload, have we seen it?

-          Bates Motel and Hannibal Season 2, are we watching?

-          Making “The Runaways” into a Marvel movie franchise

-          Making a change from the Batman games

-          Zack Snyder saving “The Watchmen” movie

 

NEWS!

The Dalai Lama can piss off!

Vince McMahon, CEO of the WWE empire, sharts himself as part of a “joke”

50 Cent perpetuates a fake ‘gangsta rap’ feud

 

MOVIE REVIEW! 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 35mins)

-          Transformers Age of Extiction trailer

-          New Batman Arkham Knight game

-          Fantastic Four reboot director confirms the new film will be a pleasant departure from the “original” Fantastic Four movies

-          Anchorman 3 WILL NOT HAPPEN!!!!

-          Second half season 2 Arrow trailer

-          First look at Grant Gustin as The Flash in the new series

Comic reivews

-          Revenge #1: 2.5/5

-          Deadly Class #2: 5/5

 

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Direct download: Show_101a.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:07am HKT
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