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Oh yes.... This will be an unpopular show.

Direct download: Pen_UFP.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:57am HKT
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Hey hey hey!

 

Well here we are again! And on time too!

Let's not press our luck and get on with it…

 

 

Lots of news with show, networks we are and aren't on, apologies for messed up names on previous eps, etc, etc.

 

We wrap on Amazing Spider Man 2, The Other Woman, Kung Fu Jungle, Paranormal Activity 5 and more!

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

 

 - Supergirl leaked episode

 - Lando Calrisian no appearing in the latest Star Wars movie

 - More Mad Max love, JJBA and Secret Wars tie ins

 - The new Batman, the ride

 - Hulk Hogan may be the villain in Expendables 4

 - Sitcoms that would be funnier with characters removed

 - E plate drivers deserve to burn

 - #Stoptaxingmyperiod

 - Jaden Smith confirmed as Static Shock

 - We explain our Mortal Kombat's "Stryker Hate"

 - Hitler knows how expensive it is to live in Perth

 - Deadpool's yellow text

 

UFP NEWS!

 - Stop the Onesies: Immigration Department boss

 - Men who masturbate will have "pregnant hands" in the afterlife

 UFP of the week! Prisoner "eats his jail"

 

Movie Review: San Andreas

 

NERD NEWS!!!

 

 - Matthew McConaughney possible casting for Norman Osborne

 - Black Mass trailer

 - Simon Pegg has an opinion!

 Comic reviews!

 - A Force #1 3.5/5

 - Planet Hulk #1 4/5

 - Ultimate End #1 2/5

 

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_153.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51am HKT
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Hey yo! Let’s go!

 

We’re early (for once!) but that doesn’t mean a diminished quality! No, it’s the same bog-standard that you’re accustomed to and deserve!

 

Let’s get to it!

 

 

Libraries with comic books: good stuff!

SUPANOVA is upon us!!!! Let’s the cavalcade of “Stars” shine on!

Happy Birthday George Carlin!!!

 

UFP CREW QUESTION!

 

UFP NEWS AND UFP OF THE WEEK!

-          Irish Gay Rights

-          Panty upskirt photo video game with 65 word title

-          Snoop Dogg is a obscenely retarded moron

-          Mike Epps leads all black Uncle Buck reboot

 

NERD NEWS!!!

-          The Muppets gets greenlit on the ABC

-          CW The Atom spinoff is called Legends of Tomorrow

-          The Jem Movie

-          Indiana Jones 5

-          Netflix Tax

-          Lucifer Trailer

-          Forever cancelled

-          Constantine cancelled

-          Archie comics on kickstarter

-          Penny Dreadful returns

 

Comic reviews!

-          Secret Wars #1

-          Jojos Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_151.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18pm HKT
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Hey hey we’re some flunkies! People say we’re podding around! But we’re too busy wanking… to lay any tracks doooooooooooooown!.... Or something.

 

Looks that just came to me and I ran with it the best I could. GET OFF MY DICK!!!

 

 

EPISODE 150! Thank you for your support, so let’s get to it!!!

 

Free Comic Book Day aftermath

Mayweather Pacquiao “fight”

Twitter’s retarded reaction to Avengers Age Of Ultron causes Joss Whedon to mic drop and leave Twitter

 

UFP Crew Questions!

 

UFP NEWS!!!!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

-          Suicide Squad cast photo

-          Red Dwarf returns!

-          EVANGELION' & LIVE-ACTION 'ATTACK ON TITAN' DIRECTORS HELM GODZILLA 2016

-          Will Poulter frontrunner to be Pennywise in new IT remake

-          New Star Wars casting news

-          Dial H for Hero via Machinima

 

Comic Review

-          The Black Vortex

 

-          Batman Endgame

 

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Direct download: UFP_150.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:27pm HKT
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Well well well!

 

We meet again!

 

Here’s the latest coming at ya thick and/or fast!

 

We may not be the best pop culture podcast, but boy howdy we certainly ain’t the worst!

 

Our Avengers 2: Age of Ultron will be up in the next 24hours! Stay tuned!

 

Gallipoli: We just don’t get it!

 

Celebrate the ANZAC spirit with some f*ckin’ footy!

 

The ins and outs of Tasmania (as we understand it anyways!)

 

Free Comic Book day is upon us! We discuss the etiquette

 

Butterbean should’ve been cast as Wilson Fisk after ending Bart Gunn’s boxing career

 

UFP Questions and Talk Topics!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

Silent Hills has officially been cancelled!

 

Batman V Superman Porn Parody looks better than the original

 

Brian Tee cast in TMNT 2

 

EA flip flops on “no refunds” rule

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:17pm HKT
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Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, Mad Max Fury Road, Star Wars The Force Awakens trailers and f*ck me, It's the Bacons!
 

It's TRAILER MANIA here on UFP!

 
A shorter than usual show too as we had a very hefty Avengers 2: Age of Ultron review to film.
But nevertheless we got through a bunch of trailers that had dropped recently (in no particular order):
 
WB/DC jerkoff shitfest movie that will never exist
Jurassic World
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Wars
Ant Man
Fantastic Four
 
 

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Direct download: UFP_148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:49pm HKT
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It’s ANOTHER episode!

 

Very much enjoyable show to do with a ridiculous case of the giggles halfway through (purely brought on by our own stupidity)!

 

Let’s get to it!

 

 

 

Patreon love to our Patrons and other stuff coming their way!

 

G at Oz Comic Con

 

C Bomb catching up on all the shows!

 

UFP Crew Questions!

Ant Man Trailer

Michelle MacLaren leaves Wonder Woman/DC/WB

Netflix Daredevil

 

 

UFP News and the return of a VERY funny UFP OF THE WEEK!!!

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

Olivia Munn to play Psylocke in X Men Age of Apocalypse

Fox TV remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show

New Spider Man in Civil War will be 15 – 16 years old

Terminator Genisys trailer

Game of Thrones Season 5 leak

Comic Reviews

-          Rage of Ultron

-          Savior #1

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_147.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:24pm HKT
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Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right?

 

Here’s what’s what……

 

 

What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens?

 

We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

-          Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool

-          Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor

-          Bond teaser trailer for Spectre

-          Constantine TV series to learn its fate shortly

-          Arthur Darvill cast as Rip Hunter

-          Ciara Renee casts as Hawkgirl

COMIC REVIEW

-          Inu Yashiki

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_145.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:48pm HKT
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Another week another ep!

 
Here's this 7 days run of misgivings...
 
 
C Bomb laments his withering face with his age
G Money laments his broken hand
C Bomb laments just about everything else
 
 
UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions
 
NERD NEWS!!
 - Netflix Australia is HERE!
 - Casting news for the long in production hell The Crow remake
 - The Last of Us Multi player team is coming across to the Uncharted 4 multi player development
 - Titan comics announces 21st Century Tank Girl
 
Comic Review
 - Chrononauts #1
 
 
Direct download: UFP_144.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:05pm HKT
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It's UFP MANIA!!!!!!

 

We have a TON of stuff going on!

 

Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP

 

T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned!

 

New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!

 

UFPTV! It's here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

 

It's St Patricks Day - Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

 

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour 2 mins)

 

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

 

RIP Terry Pratchett

 

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

 

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

 

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

 

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

 

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

 

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

 

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_143.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:03pm HKT
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