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Schoolies, PC GI Joes and Maggie Gyllenhaal is the lastest depressed member of TMNT

OK!

We admit this episode is a little messy, but it sure was a shit-load of fun to do!

We hope you enjoy it as much as we liked doing it.

Now today's show....

Traditional Aussie intro

Schoolies week

Middle East Conflict

Who The X Factor is made for

The steady decline of music and TV

How B.A.P. broke C Bomb's heart

G Money's rants on Glee fucking with comics/superheroes

The people who made "Grease" were on some super cheap drugs!

C Bomb breaks one of his own rules and feels like a sad panda for it (He STILL feels bad..... What a dickhead!)

GI Joe collaborates with the PC Police

"I'm 256th Inuit! So respect the ice ok?!"

Maggie Gyllenhaal is NOT evidently related to TMNT's Leonardo

Roosevelt Franklin IS NOT a negative racial stereotype!

MOON SAPPHIRES!?! 

Ren & Stimpy was a great show, but horribly made

Meet Triforce Johnson!

C Bomb's friends are smarter than most

Russel Brand is a time-travelling Jimmy Saville

あなたは日本人ではありません!!!!!!!!!!!!

G Money's "last" bit of Star Wars news

WAToday is STILL a piece of shit!

Click Frenzy? Moar liek CLIK SHITTY!

So many eggs.....

UFP App coming soon!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:17pm HKT
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Leave the Muppets alone, New Zealanders in Australia and if you watched "Battleship" you don't deserve feet.

Yo Crew! How do you do?

Here is part two of episode four (original recording date was 14/11/12 or for the US, 11/14/12) and I at the time of writing this, I just ripped a fart that smelled exactly like hotdogs!

Well if THAT didn't set the scene for what's to come I don't know what will! Here's a peek....

Part two: Electirc Bogaloo

Judd Neslons' future

"They're just trying to be nice!"

Leave the fucking Muppets alone!!!

Evil Grimace! (Sorry for the shitty quality) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6WSOS0rUc

Nerd News!

The Boys - The series finishing and possible movie talks

UFP enjoys Black Books

Discussions on how Manga artists actually end a story/character while US artists loathe to do.

Marvel's All new X Men

Comic book men and other such reality garbage

Why do New Zealanders move to Australia?

Keeping your car sticker-free

Breaking Perth news! Wooden road found!!!!

Embarrassing Bodies: Orange infectous cunts

Buzz-saws for cutting off the feet of people who watched "Battleship"

"Haree Pah-tah... Eh-oh!"

What's happened to Brad Pitt

Melissa "People have to respect me" George: MEGA HACK!!!

Be appreciative of everything you get

George "The Animal" Steele; Better actor than Melissa George

UFP App coming soon!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_4b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:35pm HKT
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Mockneys, moar The Happening and the travesty that is Madonna

YO UFP CREW!!!

C Bomb is unavailable this Saturday, so we present to you, Episode 4; Part one.

Here's the lowdown of the showdown!

Jamie Oliver's oddly fat tonuge

The Royal Commission into Catholic Church abuse

The tin shakers are INVADING OUR SPACE!!!

We STILL don't want your life story

200 followers, 400 following, 40K tweets.

"The Happening" happened, and holy fuck we wish we it hadn't! (Spoilers, not that it makes a difference)

"Why has the train stopped?!?!?"

UFP defend the noble art of pro wrestling

C Bomb's gold star endorsement of So you think you can dance

Suzi Quatros' Pants

G Money's bile duct goes into overdrive about Madonna

Nerd News:

John Constantine: Hellblazer

Marvel's Galaxy League Movie

UFP discusses comic age ratings and character/story cross-overs

AVX: Avengers Vs X Men

The New 52

Explosive Pro Wrestling Perth: www.epwperth.com

Vaderbomb: http://www.facebook.com/vaderbomb502

Send your Modern day cartoon PSAs to the following and the best will win a PRIZE!!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_4a.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47pm HKT
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