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Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways?

YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…

 

Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University

Huge shoutouts  to friends and comrades:

 

The Comics Podcast Network

www.facebook.com/ComicsPodcastNetwork

@ComicsPodcasts

http://www.comicspodcasts.com/

Rhymes with Geek 

www.facebook.com/Rhymeswithgeek

@RWGPodcast

http://www.rhymeswithgeek.com/

Podblocked

Twofer

Tangent Bounds

Blod pods network

Boxed Whine

Podcasting 101

Seven Days a Geek

Super Podcasto Magnifico!

The Pod with no Name

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe)

-          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute!

-          Listen to us completely misinterpret a question about video game comic book tie-ins

-          Chris Vice delights us!

-          Couch co-op or Online Multi?

-          After life with Archie

-          10 Desert Island discs

-          Obscene money being spent in the Premier League transfer window

-          Best rom-com remakes casting Vin Diesel

 

Fastest news ever!!

-          Prime Minister Kevin Rudd owns noobs on Q&A

-          UFP Of the Week: Clinton Jones of the St Kilda Football club! Your prize is to die in a car fire!

-          A new Australian leaker in town!

-          Bronies still annoy us!

-          50 Shades of Grey casting

-          Heather Mills, post Paul McCartney; STILL an utter bitch!

 

Nerd News @ 1 hour 12mins

-          Benedict Cumberbatch Star Wars casting rumours

-          True Blood renewed for a 7th and final season

-          Space Dandy by Shinichro Watanabe official trailer drops

-          Official poster for Transformers 4 released and no-one cares

-          What if: Mark Wahlberg was Iron Man!?

-          Bradley Cooper confirmed as the voice of Rocket Racoon for Guardians of the Galaxy

-          The Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake featuring Jared Harris, Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and directed by Guy Ritchie

-          Taylor Swift cast in Mark Millar’s Secret Service adaptation

-          Don Jon Trailer wrote and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarlett Johansson

-          Prisoners Trailer feature Hugh Jackson and Terence Howard

-          Keiji Inafune kickstarts his new game Mighty No. 9 because Capcom won’t make more Mega Man games

 

Claim the Throne’s new album; Forged in Flame!

Check them here: www.facebook.com/claimthethrone

Direct download: Show_77.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:08am HKT
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Kick Ass 2 review, Playstation 4 release and RIP Elmore Leonard

Well holy cow! It’s a bloated, seeping mass of a show for your ears! Hope you enjoy it! ^_^

 

Cloning John Lennon would make Big Brother watchable

“If you want this Le Coq Sportif jacket you’ll go and beat up all those aliens”

This has nothing to do with The Trap Door!

“Goon” mini-review

C Bomb’s dashed hope of being a national TV star

Apology to Channel 10’s “Wonderland”

Recipe to Riches = More shit heads on TV

 

UFP Crew questions

-          Our thoughts on ‘Olympus has Fallen’

-          Comic movie reboots

-          Card collections in our youth

-          Favorite song intros

-          The beef between New Zealand and Australia

-          Our show involved in a mind-blowing incident with Seb Sharpe for the Pod with No Name

-          Our thoughts on the election “Coverage”

-          Democracy: What of it?

-          Comics/shows/movies that had an impact on our lives

 

Kick Ass 2 review (@ 1 hour 23 mins) Some very minor/prompted spoilers

Terrible movie review competition winner!

 

Nerd News! (@ 1 hours 56 mins)

-          New Punisher mini by Garth Ennis

-          Marvel Infinity review: 4.5/5

-          More Guardians of the Galaxy voice casting news; voice of Rocket Racoon to be played by Bradley Cooper

-          Shinichiro Watanabe’s new series ‘Space Dandy’

-          PS4 release date revealed

-          Saints Row IV release delayed in Australia

-          GTA V’s rating being considered after closer examination of its Exposed Penises, Marijuana Use, and a “Brief Instance of Necrophilia”

-          Scarlet Witch Casting Moved On To Elizabeth Olsen After Saoirse Ronan Passed On Avengers 2

-          Avengers Arena ends in November and mass title re-launch

-          Nightwing revealed in Forever Evil?

-          The Killing Joke news from a Grant Morrison revelation

-          RIP Elmore Leonard

 

 

Direct download: Show_75.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:57am HKT
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Elysium Review, Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and Tony Abbott: Global Embarrassment

Nice to see you again! I can’t believe it’s been a week!

Well I’ll shut my digital trap and let you get on with your fix….

 

C Bomb’s been busy with the movers and shakers

We give a little love to our other podcasting friends

 

UFP CREW QUESTIONS!

-          Checking out Wolverine’s Canon…. Uh, what?

-          The Ant Man movie shall succeed

-          A little peek into the UFP library

-          Recording the show on the can

-          Hunterwalk a.k.a. utterly self-entitled asshole

-          The movie ‘Super’

-          Attila; sweet tap-dancing jesus Christ, are they ever awful!

-          We hope parents never confuse “Nick Jr” with “Nick Fury Jr”

-          Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and we talk about the return of Breaking Bad and the horrible existence of ‘Talking Bad’

-          Marvel’s possibility of releasing a Guardians of the Galaxy omnibus

 

 

NEWS!

Tony Abbott makes the jump from NATIONAL embarrassment to GLOBAL embarrassment!

 

MOVIE REVIEW – Elysium

 

UFP MOVIE REVIEW CHALLENGE!!!!!

-          The Canyons

-          Pain and Gain

-          The Purge

Vote on our FB page now!

 

 

NERD NEWS!

-          Neill Blomkamp’s new movie – Chappie

-          Rumor mill: WB offers Christian Bale $60mil to reprise the Batman role

-          First trailer for Frank Darabont’s L.A. Noir TV show ‘Mob City’

-          Collider already renamed “F.B.P.” after only one issue

-          Kevin Maguire joins Brian Michael Bendis on Guardians of the Galaxy

-          Trillium review 3/5

-          Sidekick review 4/5

-          Orange is the new Black

-          Christina Hendricks on Game of Thrones?

-          John Romita Jr leaving Marvel?

-          Comic Book Heroes on the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company)

Direct download: Show_74.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT
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Punisher End of Days, Animal Man Annual Review and right in our Moriarty!

A bit of a downer before brining you the upper. But isn’t that what life is all about?

 

#Ch-ch-ch-change-ges!#

G Money’s slow turn on phone technology

Superfluous electronic dealies on EVERYTHING!

Tranny Technology

Blind drivers

“Archie Martin Vox sign discovered on latest city dig”

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          Robert Tuffs strikes back!!!

-          Elysium looks INCREDIBLE!

-          Harrison Ford joining The Expendables 3

-          Chris Brown was a musician?

-          The 13 regenerations of Doctor Who

-          Happy Birthday for Michael “Boobs” Malone on August 10th!

-          Which is the best Venom?

-          Yes, Green Team IS a terrible idea

-          DC holding out for money

 

UFP OF THE WEEK!

Queensland MP Peter Dowling a.k.a. Wine-Schlong!

 

Nerd News (@ 1 hr 14 mins)

-          Star Trek 3 scripting soon and NO Damon Lindelof!

-          Punisher End Of Days series scheduled for the end of the year release (we hope!)

-          Gerry Dugan on Nova while Zeb Well is off the title

-          Congrats to Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner getting hitched!

Review!

-          Animal Man Annual

EPW State of Origin with special shout out to Dancin’ Lukey Bolland and “He’s a Nice Guy” Dan Moore

-          Muppet Sequel is looking pretty good

-          A LOOOOOOOONG wait for Street Fighter 5

-          Xbox is outing jerks and trolls!

-          Simpsons Lego series

 

 

 

Direct download: Show_73.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:10am HKT
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New Doctor Who, Collider #1 Review and Chew animated series

It’s a show! What else do you want me to say!?!?!

 

Mark and Zach’s “Twofer” podcast is great, so go check it out on the Blodcast network

C Bomb’s partner’s take on a “Deb” Dexter series

We FINALLY get around to “Zooey Deschanel is a paedophile” story

 

UFP CREW QUESTIONS!

 

-          New Doctor Who Announcement (if you haven’t heard, it’s Scotsman Peter Capaldi!)

-          Bruce Campbell Evil Dead post-credit cameo and it’s potential meaning

-          Our thoughts on Cloud Atlas

-          Souvenirs from Port Hedland

-          Whatever happened to Hulks baby?

-          We DON’T want to see Lilo and Amada Bynes get it on!

-          How much we’re willing to spend on a comic book

-          Do penguins have knees?

-          Chicken or steak?

 

NEWS!

 

Christian Children’s Entertainer acting very UN-Christian (or VERY Christian, depending on how you look at it)

Zimmerman Death Threat Bonanza!

Piece of utter excrement living in Perth is still allowed to breathe and drive

 

 

NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hr 09mins)

 

-          New Doctor Who (again, it’s Peter Capaldi)

-          Zack Snyder and Frank Miller meeting to talk about possible casting for the new Batman

-          Karl Urban on his possible participation in the next Star Wars films

-          The 4th Amazing Spiderman film could be focused on Spiderman villains namely, Venom

-          Chew animated series IS going ahead!

-          Samuel L Jackson cast in Secret Service

-          Fright Night 2 à Straight to DVD

Comic Reviews

-          Collider #1 by Simon Oliver and Robbi Rodriguez

-          Guardians of the Galaxy #5 by Brian Michael Bendis and co-scripted by Neil Gaiman

 Video Game News

-          Playstation’s All-Stars Battle Royale is officially over

-          Pot heads are perpetuating their stupid stereotype by paying WAY too much for a weed emoticon on Steam

-          Plants Vs Zombies 2 cost analysis against the first PVZ

Direct download: Show_72.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:51am HKT
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Dr Who 50th anniversary simulcast , M Night’s Twilight Zone reboot and Eiichiro Oda: Get well soon!

Alllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Strap yourselves in folks for this episode is, as they say, a doozy!

 

Children with absurd names due to absurd parents

G Money’s wrap on The Wolverine

If a Guardians of the Galaxy is happening, an X Force movie is definitely going to happen

Is North West’s middle name “Bynorth”?

Masterchef loses the plot on its own, already weak, premises.

Slideshow looks like it should’ve been on Blue Peter 30 years ago

Where can we go to get some REAL NEWS!?!

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          M Night’s potential TV future with a The Twilight Zone reboot

-          The cost of comics in Australia

-          Publishing Daredevil in braille

-          Shoutout to @MetalObsessed

-          The proof of friendship

-          How we feel about John Robertson moving to the UK

-          Legit scary movies

-          Our plans for the next conventions appearances in Perth

-          G Money’s comic trade recommendations

-          Our “hidden gems” when it comes to movies

-          Quick additional thoughts on The Wolverine

-          BJs on the Armadale line and gay tourists not welcome in Russia

-          Fantasy swapping FB feeds

-          Lawrence Mooney thinks he’s Paul Mooney

-          Wolverine: The Musical

-          The water in Australian toilets

 

NERD NEWS

 

-          Dr Who 50th anniversary edition will drop simulcast worldwide

-          47 Ronin trailer

-          2000AD official petition for a Dredd sequel

-          Amazing Spiderman 2 pics and footage coming out, funnily enough, not of Spiderman

-          Eiichiro Oda still in hospital (Get well soon!)

-          Competitive Gaming now recognised as a professional sports

-          Driving cars using NES joypads

-          First reviews of The Ouya

-          Reviews of the Earthbound re-launch on WiiU

-          Defend a killer whale in court with the a new DLC for the latest Phoenix Wright game!

-          Nightcrawler series now called Amazing X Men and done by Jason Aaron and Ed McGuiness

-          Fight Club sequel the graphic novel

-          Sacha Baron Cohen walks on Freddie Mercury biopic

 

Direct download: Show_70.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:01am HKT
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Walter White as the new Dr Who, Orson Scott Card disappears and Appleman: “WAAR! WAAR! WAAR!”

Early drop but a short one (we apologize for those of you who like our normal filibuster eps) but we’ll be back to our normal long-form show by the next drop.

Now let’s get onto it!

 

Gene Hackman IS The Wolverine

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          Battle Royale/The Hunger Games

-          The Best Doctor (Who)

-          Orson Scott Card disappearing act

-          Comic titles we’d take over and what we’d do with them

 

NEWS!

British comic Mel Smith’s passing (R.I.P.)

Glee’s song tribute to Corey Monteith along with some song suggestions

South Australian boy pretends to be girl on Facebook and gets friends to send him nudes

 

NERD NEWS!!!

Eisner Awards!

Best Series – Saga

Best Writer – Brian K Vaughan

Best Writer/artist – Chris Ware

Best Penciller – David Aja and Chris Samnee (Tie)

Best Covers – David Aja

Best Coloring – Dave Stewart

Best Kids Publication – Adventure Time

Best Graphic Album – Building Stories

 

Simpsons/Family Guy crossover!

South Park: Stick of Truth will NOT feature DLC content

Agents of SHIELD first ep debut at SDCC

First footage and trailer for the Robocop remake

Kick Ass 2 red band trailer

Simpsons and Futurama crossover

Hellboy 3 to come

Prometheus comic from Dark Horse

Halo comic from Dark Horse

Tomb Raider by Gail Simone

Venture Bros art book

The Maxx and Hellboy artist editions

New ongoing Nightcrawler book

Deadpool Vs Carnage

Wolverine: Origin 2

Batman and Son animated movie

Assault on Arkham animated movie

Mark Gatiss cast in Game of Thrones

Tom Taylor steps up to writing on Earth 2 and Doom Patrol

 

 

Direct download: Show_69.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:22am HKT
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SDCC 2013, The Wolverine review and PAX AUS

VERY nerdy show today off the back of all the happenings (Nothing to do with M Night thankfully) at SDCC and big The Wolverine movie review!

Let’s have a look-see…..

 

Superhero porn

Drive through liquor stores: Only in Australia?

Shameful McDonalds eaters

G Money give his quick thoughts on Pacific Rim

 

UFP Crew Questions

-          The Collective Movie Experience

-          Catching Fire/The Hunger Games

-          Additional thoughts on the Deadpool game

 

MOVIE REVIEW – The Wolverine

 

NERD NEWS at 1 hour 26 mins

 

HUGE SDCC NEWS!!!!

-          Superman/Batman movie in 2015

-          The Flash in 2016

-          Justice League by 2017

Guardians of the Galaxy casting confirmations

-          Lee Pace as Ronan the Accuser

-          Karen Gillan as Nebula

-           Djimon Hounsou as Koranth

-          Benicio Del Toro as The Collector

X Men: Days of Future Past

-          Bishop, Wolverine, Kitty Pride, Storm, Magneto, Xavier

-          Peter Dinklage as Boliver Trask

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

PAX AUS

 

 

 

Direct download: Show_68.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:56am HKT
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Marvel casting rumours, Edgar Wright: Defender of Man of Steel and Australians and Science don’t mix

A very disorganized show (a shock right) and it came out sorta….. asshole.

 

The Big Bang Theory is a horrible show

Sucker Punch is a horrible movie

C Bomb’s High School Counsellorship and his hatred for graffiti

 

UFP Crew Questions!

Favorite foods

Marvel Casting Rumours!

-          Joseph Gordon Levitt to play Doctor Strange

-          Days of Future Past: Peter Dinklage will be playing Boliver Trask

-          James Marsden to return at Cyclops

-          Josh Helman to play William Stryker

 

NEWS!

Spilled KY Lube cause evacuation

Tennessee doctors are busy diagnosing “Ghetto Booty”

Australians and Science don’t mix!

Corey Monteith: He died doing what he loved.

Rolling Stone: We wish they would just die

 

 

NERD NEWS @ 1 hour 3 mins

-          Robert Downey Jr gets all the moneys

-          Paranormal Activity 5 to be possibly be pushed back

-          Edgar Wright comes to the defence of Man of Steel

Review - Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

Review – Beware the Batman

-          Ongoing Harley Quinn by Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner

-          Cullen Bunn on Heroes (the TV series) for Dynamite

-          Palmiotti to also do a 6 part mini for Painkiller Jane at Icon

-          Howard Chaykin to do Shadow: Midnight in Moscow

-          IGN readers (amongst many other people) won’t be buying the Xbox One

-          The Ultimate Warrior is still Ultimate and in fact, a Warrior

-          HUGE backlash on Plants Vs Zombies 2’s freemium model

Weekly game releases

16 July 2013

Mamorukun Curse!

PlayStation 3

18 July 2013

Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time

iPhone, Android

22 July 2013

Runescape 3

PC

Direct download: Show_67.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:58am HKT
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X-Force movie, Green Lantern colors and a depressed Hideo Kojima

VERY French beginning to the show! But don’t let that stop you from listening!

 

C Bomb UNSEEING The Wolverine

Perth’s Nexus Collectables Fair

G Money is starring in the next series of Kyle XY

Make sure you check out our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

Dirty Blonde giving C Bomb dirty looks

Homeless dudes now have no excuse to being filthy if they are near a gas station

The Vandals are FAR superior to The Offspring

 

UFP CREW Questions

-          The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

-          Terrible people

-          Johnny Depp’s amazing “portrayal” of a Native Americans

-          Izzy “Al Jolson” Azalea

-          Go get yourself a burrito…. But not between the hours of 3pm to 5pm!

-          What we’d do all day if we were pigs

-          Our picks for WWE Money in the bank matches

-          Zimmerman Trial Verdict

-          The Lanterns from the Green Lanterns, their powers and what to read if you’re getting back into Green Lantern

 

NEWS!

Brazilian man killed by a cow falling through his roof

A sad, pathetic narcissist is trying to sue Gucci over his $800 manbag

 

NERD NEWS at 1 hour 12 mins!!!

-          Fantomex Max ongoing series by Andrew Hope and Shaun Crystal

-          Inhumanity by Matt Fraction

-          Marvel Knights returns!!!

Matt Kindt with Spider-Man

Brahm Revel with X-Men

Joe Keatinge with Hulk

-          Summer Glau in season 2 of Arrow

-          Actor’s likenesses in comics

-          TV Shows to be perpetuated in comic form

-          X-Force movie going ahead and to be directed by Jeff Wadlow (Kick Ass 2)

-          Hugh Jackman pushing for Wolverine to feature in The Avengers

-          Sharknado: It’s dumb

-          Adam Sandler attacked by the world’s most-liked Cheetah

-          Comic-Con backpacks hurt my brain!

-          Zachary Quinto asserts Star Trek 3 could be filming as early as next year

-          Johnny Depp to star in Alice in Wonderland 2 AND Pirates of the Caribbean 5

-          New Street Fighter 4 announced Evo 2013

-          Ducktales Remastered to be released in August across the US

-          Hideo Kojima depressed by GTA V

-          New Peter Parker: Spider-Man 5 issue mini by David Morrell (Rambo)

-          Red Sonja by Gail Simone already in 3rd print (ie GET IT NOW!!!!)

Direct download: Show_66.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:35am HKT
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