Thu, 6 June 2013
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello! We have a wild, rockin’ ride for you’re here!
C Bomb apologizes profusely for the fact he sounds like he’s recording in another room (when in fact he was sitting right next to the other guys).
John Robertson joins us as our very first guest on the show!
He regales his tales of starting out, gigs, The Dark Room, Supanova, Echo the Dolphin, defending the French and future shows.
There is no Chinese equivalent to “Teddy Bear”
Hayden Panettiere steals ALL the Mars bars
John’s arguable levels of success on other podcasts
Throwing offal into the crowd WILL brand you a genius
“You’re gonna be a big star the minute you cut that shit out….”
The Dark Room is coming to Edinburgh and London
We discuss porn…. Yeah, sorry….
UFP Crew Questions
- Addressing where the light switch is
- What Australian comedians we should be listening to
NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hour 5 mins)
The Game of Thrones internet shitstorm debacle
Benicio Del Toro signed with Marvel for a 4 picture deal
Fables from DC now entering TV development
Venture Brothers returns!
DC’s 3D covers! HOORAY!
The Purge Preview
G Money does not like the new Avengers Assemble Cartoon
X Men #1
Catwoman’s demise and then resurrection
Latest E3 appearances
Game releases for the week:
Class of Heroes 2
Eve Online: Odyssey
The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Legendary Edition
State of Decay
Early reviews of Remember Me
Mon, 3 June 2013
Another long one here…. Not quite 2 hours but it was close enough! So let’s get at it!
The Ultimate Facepalm Number one fan title is becoming hotly contested with some Random Fandom filmage
Ultimate Facepalm now has a youtube channel; UlitmateFacepalmUFP
Check out Australian independent horror film maker Chris Sun at www.slaughterfx.com.au
First guest ever, John Robertson will be joining us on the next podcast
UFP Crew questions
- Idea vacations both real and fictional
- New Dr Who
- The Queen and her irrelevance with Australia
- Killing heroes to save spouses
Pussy-licking on public transport
Dominos DVD’s deliciously delight douchebags
Grumpy Cat movie deal and accompanying sad cunt; Ben Lashes
New challenger to take on the reigning winner of the Mexican bad-off (Trace Cyrus with “Sippin’ on Sunshine”) with “Falling in reverse”
NERD NEWS (@ 1 hour 7 mins)
Matt Smith to leave Dr Who
M Night desperately trying to wrangle sequels to Unbreakable
Karen Gillan, John C Reilly and Glen Close latest casting drops for Guardians Of the Galaxy
James Robinson to write Namor???
Final Fantasy 9 is the gift that keeps on giving a whole 13 year later
WWE/Flintstones mish-mash of shit straight-to-video movie
Watch Dogs is looking VERY good
Xbox One trounced by PS4 in latest IGN poll
New E3 announcements
Joel McHale puts his foot down to bring back Dan Harmon
Pirates if the Caribbean 5 is a go… yay……
Thu, 30 May 2013
Oh dear….. It’s quite a pleasant affair here….. HAHA! Fuck that! A HUGE show here. Let’s check it out!
Channel ten doesn’t fail to disappoint with shitting on their own points and shitting out terrible programs
UFP Crew Questions
- Justin Beiber becoming the new Chris Brown
- “What if” scenarios involving Chrissie Swan
- Comic books that will never be adapted into movie
- Fave 80s movies
- Amanda Bynes falling further and further into the deep end
- “What if” scenario involving Disney buying DC Comics
- Inkers involved in comics
- Australian Urban Legends
Haley Morris-Cafiero: Fat narcissist and lonely cunt
Aaron Fotheringham rules
The Great Gatsby Review – VERY slight spoilers
Christopher Lee’s celebrates his 91st Birthday by releasing a metal album
KILLER GAMMA RAYS!!!!
Trask Industries revealed by Bryan Singer to be included in Days of Future Past
DC’s “Villains Month” updates/follow up titles and inclusion of David Finch
Joss Whedon summons Saoirse Ronan as The Scarlett Witch
Neil Gaiman…. ACTING via Blood Kiss Kickstarter
Jim Jarmusch’s new vampire film, Only Lovers Left Alive
Sam Mendes back on board for the next Bond film
Francesco Francavilla’s “Batspoiltation”
Damon Lindelof apologises for nothing
Optimus Prime: Fast and the Furious Douche-Truck
Doctor Who is “Thunderingly Racist”
E3 2013 anticipated releases
Shinji Mikami’s The Evil Within
Teaser trailer for Sonic: Lost World
More problems with Xbox One
Blizzard’s under wraps release
Wolfenstien reboot fans were asking for
Leprechaun reboot NO ONE was asking for
Mon, 27 May 2013
Messy is fun right?? Well this ep is as messy as it comes, so let’s find out…
We’re going to be at Supanova Perth! www.supernova.com.au
We ONCE AGAIN try to discover the appeal of The Hoff
Carrie Fisher and Jesse Ventura go on C Bomb’s “Benedict Arnold of Career Convenience” list
G Money’s “WORST. QUIZ. EVER!” nightmare
C Bomb’s Franky from One Piece obsession hits new retarded highs
RG Dance shut down (thank piss!)
Americans need to reign it in with their “American ‘Insert ambiguous job title here’” shows
Lawrence Mooney; Smug jar of piss, Turkish snowball and woman abuse advocate
UPF Crew questions
- Fave album/film combos
- UFP Karaoke songs
- UFP self-loathing, guilty pleasures
The top music video clips of all time: Gangnam Style Vs Thriller
Fat little racist pig apologizes to Adam Goodes for calling him an “ape”
Lena Dunham blows hard against the XXX “Girls” parody
Mr Blobby house isn’t as exciting as it sounds
Cardinal Pell is in trouble as his shares in RG Dance have tanked
McDonalds Innaloo attracts sluts and now, cockroaches
We review the latest The Boxed Whine episode “Aborigine and Fitch”
NERD NEWS @ 1 hour 13 mins
HUGE Marvel Vs Sony Vs Fox shit-fight
- Green Latern #20: Four-issue in one final for Jeff Johns
- Daredevil #26
- Young Avengers #5
GTA IV mod makes an Iron Man game that’s better than the original 2008 game release
Phoenix Wright Trilogy to be released on iOs
Hello Kitty rockmelons for sale in Japan
Video Game releases for this week
- Grid 2
- Arcania: The Complete Tale
- Painkiller: Hell and Damnation
Full Iron Man 3 review now available on our RSS feed
Sun, 26 May 2013
Here is our full no-holds-barred, no "beg your pardons" review of Iron Man 3.
As specified in the title, THERE ARE MASSIVE SPOILERS as we more or less deconstruct the entire movie.
Thu, 23 May 2013
We still haven’t caught Kony yet, but THAT doesn’t mean we can’t soothe you with our golden barbershop voices!
Onward with the bollocks!
G Money’s impression of Anthony Mason and other unknown people
UFP is COMING TO SUPANOVA (Perth) legitimately! www.supanova.com.au
Fave album/fave movie combo!
UFP Crew questions!
- Going back in time: Ghost Mode
- Best comic book movie adaptations
Miguel proves that black guys can’t necessarily jump either
Everyone in Australia has seen a paedophile dance on TV (that wasn’t Rolf Harris)
It all turns into an ouroboros of vomit and shit
Kevin Durant and Ricky Gervais ACTAULLY doing something about the Oklahoma tornado
Kayne West’s new album “Yeezus” and it’s grandiose release
Kayne West and Stedman’s “spiritual union”
Yahoo buys Tumblr and we all laugh at the sad blogger pricks
NERD NEWS @ 1hr and 4 mins
New Man of Steel trailer
Arkham Origins trailer
Almost Human starring Karl Urban
New The Lone Ranger trailer
The Rock puts his testosterone fuelled hat in the ring to play Luke Cage
Dazzler joins S.H.I.E.L.D. (and should date Booster Gold but that will never happen!)
Xbox One announced to mixed reviews and a losers bouquet of crappy release titles!
C Bomb vents his spleen about “PC Gamers”
Mon, 20 May 2013
Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of Maxim hot 100, Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting and never interview 4 year olds
"Hello everyone. It's been a while..."
C Bomb talks about what he doing that stopped them from recording a drop date ago
HUGE shout out to our friends at The Boxed Whine! Be sure to check them out.
C Bomb vents his spleen at Sunrise yet again!
4 year old mayors are not newsworthy
UFP Crew Questions
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
- People saying stupid things
- G Money’s X Men storyline picks
- Fave albums matched with fave films
- Joining KISS
- UFP: Origins
- Why we stay in AUS
House swap: Belfast/Bel Air version
Lindsay Lohan? More like Lindsay Bloat-han! Am I right fellas?!?
… And the latest in “No shit news” from UWA: Kids playing active games are better than the sedentary games!
Northbridge now the “Hip and Funky” capital of WA
Miley Cyrus is the Dr Rockso of the Maxim hot 100
If someone loses your Mercedes, don’t threaten people with huge black dildos
Deadpool buys naked Bea Arthur painting
Rebel Wilson is now horrible every week!
NERD NEWS (@ 1 hr and 1 min)
4 more DC cancellations: Dial H, Demon Knights, Thresh-hold, Legion of Super Heroes
James Robinson leaves DC
Next Bond films possibly to be taken over by Christopher Nolan
Zombieland TV series “Heckeled to death”
Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Toxic Avenger remake
Superman Unbound review
New Riddick trailer
Gambit and Red She-Hulk to end shortly
Boom studios putting out a new Robocop title by Frank Miller
New Warriors set to return
Doctor Who pretend leaked spoilers
EA won’t release games on WiiU
A guy uses the same Pokemon for almost a decade
Fake Nintendo phone looks great
Game releases for this week
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D - 3DS
Resident Evil: Revelations - PS3X360PCWIIU
Fast & Furious: Showdown - X360PS3
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger - PC and Xbox 360
Sniper Elite V2 - WIIU
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes - WiiU
Wed, 15 May 2013
The BIG five-oh! What an occasion!..... Ah, really who cares? 50 eps of shit talking and verbal wank ain’t no great shakes.
This is the show….
John Eats Carrots
Unfunny commentary over playing video games is in super high demand at the moment
RAW Comedy jumps the shark by becoming the comedy equivalent of “The X Factor”
Come to Australia for the sunshine, koalas and $120 egg and bacon rolls
Clive Palmer is a reverse vending machine
Zooey Deschanel forces relevancy
Good grief Charlie Brown! Stop stalking your ex!
Vin Diesel is the reason Facebook still exists
Movie Review: Star Trek into Darkness @ 50 mins
NERD NEWS @ 1hr and 5 mins
William Fichtner cast as The Shredder
Wonder Woman Earth One artwork revealed
Sample footage for Marvels’ Big Hero 6 drops
Batman Inc double issue conclusion
American Vampire Anthology
The 1000 page Archie Extravaganza
We pick our “desert island” comics
Mon, 13 May 2013
Happy Mothers Day (at the time of recording)! Here is our gift as an appreciation to all the mothers out there. And if THAT isn’t a backhanded compliment I don’t know what is!
Here’s the show….
G Money is unwell and he apologizes somewhat
Talking about The Mask (because we love to be so current)
‘Home Malone’, ‘Karl Malone Saves Christmas’ and ‘Forever Malone’ will exist one day as the ‘Karl Malone Trilogy’
The Mask Vs BeetleJuice! Who would win? Vote on our FB poll!
We answer our UFP Crew questions!
Perth’s own “Ghostbusters”
The Rolf Harris molestation juggernaut rolls on!
NERD NEWS at 55mins
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. confirmation and teaser footage
The return of 24
Avengers Assemble premiere dates and cast
Ultimate Facepalm of the Week: US cinema with horrible Iron Man 3 publicity stunt
Woman gets Zelda tattoo above her “Triforce of Power”
Selling the Sega Pluto for $15,000.00
Star Trek Into Darkness game
Thu, 9 May 2013
“It was a dark and stormy night….”
Perth might be in the shits weather –wise at the moment, which works well for us as our brains are always in the shits! (we apologize for the rain in the background!)
Here’s the show…
UFP HOTLINE: +61 434 680 837
Check out our picks for the Perth International Comedy Festival
C Bomb’s Reddit/Podcast rant
Hoping to get sponsorship from Johnson and Johnson
We answer YOUR questions and talk topics! All 16 of them!!!
Porn star wish lists
Dream castings for comic-based movies
Kids today, Tang and worst/best towns
Westboro Baptist Church and their utter fuckery
Sex with super heroines
Man of Steel will be bigger than Star Trek (our prediction)
Live action Facepalms!
Self-fulfilling prophecy: Celebrity Splash off primetime slot (because it’s utter, UTTER shit!)
Australia shall continue to steal Game of Thrones
Kid Rock to join Bon Jovi for their Australian “Three Songs Only!” tour
Enders Game Trailer
The World’s End Trailer
Tom Cruise signed on for Mission Impossible 5
Luke Evans cast as The Crow
IT Crowd special finale
Kingdom Hearts Remix for PS3
Diablo 3’s economy in meltdown
Ray Harryhausen R.I.P.
Comic review round-up:
- Ten Grand
- Suicide Risk
- Superior Spider Man
- X-Men Legacy