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Syndication

Yoko OH NO!!! Lilo Fuck No! and Masterchef Pro

Sweet Jebus! What a busy show! 

LOTS of ranting and raving and carrying on. So much so G Money flew into a rage and started to wreck up the Kill or Be Killed Auditorium!

Besides that, here's the actual show....

The WEBSITE IS UP!!!! www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au CHECK IT!!!

Despite the end of the world, we will STILL keep doing UFP!!!

Adam Levine hates hateable things! (but he's STILL no T.O.P.)

#waronbronies

"Soft grunge" - It is what it is.

No Gangnam Christmas for Perth

Your essential Christmas gift item: White chocolate baby head! 

LiLo? Fuck no!

Yoko Oh No you didnt'!!! *SNAP!*

Good Charlotte taking a break from being musical abominations to become enormous hypocrites

G Money Gold endorsement: The Downtown Struts

Another little peek into C Bomb's background

Pro masterchef..... Are they looking forward to spending time with me?!?!!?

"Arm the LUGGAGE CANNON!!!!"

Wayne Houchin badly burnt on Dominican TV - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/wayne-houchin-on-fire-video_n_2230661.html

American Akira - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI

NERD NEWS!

New casting news for The Amazing Spiderman Sequel

The future of Vertigo

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

 

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

 

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

 

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_9.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT
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Scott Steiner will hunt us down and kill us, Skull, Teddy Ruxbin and Prince Adam in a 3-way Mexican Gay-off and "WHERE ARE THEY!!??!??!!?"

Greeting UFP Crew! 

Welcome to the day-late show! We apologize for the delay but would like to think we made up for it in spectacular fashion!

On the latest pod'...

Tagent on the intro

Human traffic is worse than automotive traffic!

"HANH!?"

Mattels unhoverboard

The label-nation

Zombie Steve Jobs

 - Nerd News - 

Batman Crossover (with a lot of fucking around - We apologise!)

Comic of the week! All new X men

Team 7

Wolverine/Hugh Jackman's possbile inclusion of Xmen: Days of Future Past

Bulk and Skull - Longevity Personified

Zooey Deschanel.... just.... just.... Bluergh!

Ultimate Facepalm of the week!

http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/political-news/navy-base-locked-down-after-weapons-heist-20121130-2akw9.html

Traffic War!

http://apps.facebook.com/trafficwar

http://www.trafficwargame.com

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_8.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:22pm HKT
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#1reasonwhy, DC Vs the WB and YO NOID!!!!!!

Holla at my UFP Peeps!!!!

I'm keeping the ep descripton tight as it matches my time constraints (also I don't think anyone reas them!)

Here's a quick lowdown on the show!

MASSIVE discussion on the #1reasonwhy twitter campaign (sorry for the lack of lulz)

Crowd sourcing and how awesome it is!

Lots of planes flying overhead (sorry we couldn't edit them out :P)

Andrew WK is STILL freakin' amazing!

Schoolies has NOT failed to disappoint!

Yo Noid!

Andy Serkis STILL rules!

WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!???!?!?!

X men, Days of Future Past updates

Traffic War!

http://apps.facebook.com/trafficwar

http://www.trafficwargame.com

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: show_7.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:13am HKT
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The Hobbit, the Adventures of Fartcube (TM) and the fistfuck that is, commercial radio

Not wasting any time with the latest show, C Bomb shows off that the clouds are not only in his coffee but also in his feeble mind. Not only that, they eventually spread to G Money also!!!

Besides all that shite, here's some (but nowhere near all the) other stuff we have on this episode;

C Bomb's ill-fated foray into commercial radio

"I come from the land down under" is, without hyberbole, one of the worst songs ever created

We bust out the iron-clad credentials of our local morning radio "crews"

Lack of caffiene affects C Bomb's WWF knowledge

Eskimo Joe has blown all their hard earned "Black fingernails, red whine" money so now has to resort to crowd sourcing

Would Katy Perry sell as many albums if she had to wear a Burka?

...............Fucking Bronies............ 

The very first Wes Craven/Anderson mash up!

Adventure Time is a fucking headache

"Arman's apartment, Arman's copy of Playdude, Arman's frozen peas....!"

Mighty fine (welovefine.com) we love you, so PUH-LEEZE fuck off the My Little Pony shit!

UFP Productions presents: FARTCUBE!!! (TM)

AH-soooooo! Fantastic-a noodles are rerry-a marverous!!!

Sam Newman is STILL Roger Mellie the man on the telly

Schoolies do not fail to disappoint

Real audio of the kind of conversation Katie Holmes has with Victoria Beckham

Green-light time traveling sunglasses!!!!

NERD NEWS with G Money!!!!!!!! (Some spoilers!!!!)

Amazing Spiderman story arc wrap before the re-boot

Doctor Octopus does NOT have 12 appendages, but C Bomb gets sloppy when he's excited

Dead whores on the set of The Hobbit.... YES I wrote that right..... Whaddya mean they're animals? They gotta earn a living too!

Tila Tequila is unmasking the Illuminati (We shit you not!)

UFP App coming soon!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_6.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:44pm HKT
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Schoolies, PC GI Joes and Maggie Gyllenhaal is the lastest depressed member of TMNT

OK!

We admit this episode is a little messy, but it sure was a shit-load of fun to do!

We hope you enjoy it as much as we liked doing it.

Now today's show....

Traditional Aussie intro

Schoolies week

Middle East Conflict

Who The X Factor is made for

The steady decline of music and TV

How B.A.P. broke C Bomb's heart

G Money's rants on Glee fucking with comics/superheroes

The people who made "Grease" were on some super cheap drugs!

C Bomb breaks one of his own rules and feels like a sad panda for it (He STILL feels bad..... What a dickhead!)

GI Joe collaborates with the PC Police

"I'm 256th Inuit! So respect the ice ok?!"

Maggie Gyllenhaal is NOT evidently related to TMNT's Leonardo

Roosevelt Franklin IS NOT a negative racial stereotype!

MOON SAPPHIRES!?! 

Ren & Stimpy was a great show, but horribly made

Meet Triforce Johnson!

C Bomb's friends are smarter than most

Russel Brand is a time-travelling Jimmy Saville

あなたは日本人ではありません!!!!!!!!!!!!

G Money's "last" bit of Star Wars news

WAToday is STILL a piece of shit!

Click Frenzy? Moar liek CLIK SHITTY!

So many eggs.....

UFP App coming soon!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_5.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:17pm HKT
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Leave the Muppets alone, New Zealanders in Australia and if you watched "Battleship" you don't deserve feet.

Yo Crew! How do you do?

Here is part two of episode four (original recording date was 14/11/12 or for the US, 11/14/12) and I at the time of writing this, I just ripped a fart that smelled exactly like hotdogs!

Well if THAT didn't set the scene for what's to come I don't know what will! Here's a peek....

Part two: Electirc Bogaloo

Judd Neslons' future

"They're just trying to be nice!"

Leave the fucking Muppets alone!!!

Evil Grimace! (Sorry for the shitty quality) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6WSOS0rUc

Nerd News!

The Boys - The series finishing and possible movie talks

UFP enjoys Black Books

Discussions on how Manga artists actually end a story/character while US artists loathe to do.

Marvel's All new X Men

Comic book men and other such reality garbage

Why do New Zealanders move to Australia?

Keeping your car sticker-free

Breaking Perth news! Wooden road found!!!!

Embarrassing Bodies: Orange infectous cunts

Buzz-saws for cutting off the feet of people who watched "Battleship"

"Haree Pah-tah... Eh-oh!"

What's happened to Brad Pitt

Melissa "People have to respect me" George: MEGA HACK!!!

Be appreciative of everything you get

George "The Animal" Steele; Better actor than Melissa George

UFP App coming soon!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: @ultim8facepalm and /ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_4b.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:35pm HKT
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Mockneys, moar The Happening and the travesty that is Madonna

YO UFP CREW!!!

C Bomb is unavailable this Saturday, so we present to you, Episode 4; Part one.

Here's the lowdown of the showdown!

Jamie Oliver's oddly fat tonuge

The Royal Commission into Catholic Church abuse

The tin shakers are INVADING OUR SPACE!!!

We STILL don't want your life story

200 followers, 400 following, 40K tweets.

"The Happening" happened, and holy fuck we wish we it hadn't! (Spoilers, not that it makes a difference)

"Why has the train stopped?!?!?"

UFP defend the noble art of pro wrestling

C Bomb's gold star endorsement of So you think you can dance

Suzi Quatros' Pants

G Money's bile duct goes into overdrive about Madonna

Nerd News:

John Constantine: Hellblazer

Marvel's Galaxy League Movie

UFP discusses comic age ratings and character/story cross-overs

AVX: Avengers Vs X Men

The New 52

Explosive Pro Wrestling Perth: www.epwperth.com

Vaderbomb: http://www.facebook.com/vaderbomb502

Send your Modern day cartoon PSAs to the following and the best will win a PRIZE!!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: Show_4a.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47pm HKT
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A state of excitement, M Night for anti-president and Cartoon PSAs

Hello once again UFP Crew and new folks from the Tweet-regions!

Our new hardware has delivered a show of vastly improved audio quality which we are very pleased about, because when we say you deserve the best, we mean it! And even if the content is still horrible, gosh-darn it, we'll still give it a good ol' college try!

Enough of the bollocks. Here's a glimpse at the latest....

The weather (thrilling huh?)

Sex with cartoon dogs

Why Perth doesn't want daylight savings (facepalms imminent)

G Money and C Bomb come up with startling examples of how Western Australia lives upto it's title of "A State of Excitement"

Why people who own/run companies should not necessarily star in their own ads.

Rick Hart is NOT related to Owen Hart, but IS related to Brett.

G Money's pre-lim look at the new World War Z movie.

Hollywood movie execs: How the fuck do they work?

M Night Shamblelan

Mark Wahlberg does NOT get a UFP Gold-star endorsement!

Transformers SNORE!!! (Four)

Space Jesus Coast to Coast

C Bomb defends Woody Allen's honor against G Money

The new "Dino Riders" movie will be directed by Michael Bay

UFP modern day cartoon PSA competiton!!!!!

Samsung overtakes iphone (Take THAT fanboyz!!!) and their awesome live-action troll.

C Bomb's hate for his phone carrier (AGAIN!)

From Paul Newman to Mitt-Mitt-Mitt-Mitt Romney and his whacky japes!!!!

Explosive Pro Wrestling Perth: www.epwperth.com

Vaderbomb: http://www.facebook.com/vaderbomb502

Send your Modern day cartoon PSAs to the following and the best will win a PRIZE!!!!

Emails: cbomb@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

gmoney@ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Twitter and facebook: ultim8facepalm

UFP hotline: +61 434 680 837

Direct download: show_3.mp3
Category:Rant comedy -- posted at: 9:37pm HKT
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