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Syndication

Well better late than never you know…. Eh, whaddya gonna do right?

 

Here’s what’s what……

 

 

What if Grant Morrissons Multiversity was found by aliens?

 

We address the UFP Crew Questions and talk topics

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

 

-          Ryan Reynolds pic as Deadpool

-          Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor

-          Bond teaser trailer for Spectre

-          Constantine TV series to learn its fate shortly

-          Arthur Darvill cast as Rip Hunter

-          Ciara Renee casts as Hawkgirl

COMIC REVIEW

-          Inu Yashiki

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_145.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:48pm HKT
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Another week another ep!

 
Here's this 7 days run of misgivings...
 
 
C Bomb laments his withering face with his age
G Money laments his broken hand
C Bomb laments just about everything else
 
 
UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions
 
NERD NEWS!!
 - Netflix Australia is HERE!
 - Casting news for the long in production hell The Crow remake
 - The Last of Us Multi player team is coming across to the Uncharted 4 multi player development
 - Titan comics announces 21st Century Tank Girl
 
Comic Review
 - Chrononauts #1
 
 
Direct download: UFP_144.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:05pm HKT
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It's UFP MANIA!!!!!!

 

We have a TON of stuff going on!

 

Patreon! Check it out, become a Patron and access the bonus shows and material HERE! https://www.patreon.com/UFP

 

T Shirts are back in the works! Stay tuned!

 

New Website! Also coming soon! Stay tuned again!

 

UFPTV! It's here! Check it here! https://www.youtube.com/user/UltimateFacepalmUFP

 

It's St Patricks Day - Bunnings get your shit together!

UFP Crew Talk Topics and Questions!

 

Movie Review: Chappie (at one hour 2 mins)

 

Nerd News! (at one hour 16 mins)

 

RIP Terry Pratchett

 

New Superman and Wonder Woman outfits

 

The Joker variant cover for Batgirl #21 triggers useless wastes of skin

 

You can buy the Hulkbuster armour for just over $20k!

 

Lego Jurassic World…. Big whoop!

 

Kevin Smith is a fat useless cunt… Oh and he’s doing Mallrats 2

 

COMIC REVIEWS!!!

 

Howard the duck #1

Southern Cross #1

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_143.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:03pm HKT
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Hello again!

 

We’re back to the old format and I hope you like it because…. Well…. Tough.

 

Check out UFPTV because you have nothing better to do!!!!

 

Check out Feed It Comic’s podcast!

 

We answer the UFP Crew’s Questions and chat about their talk topics!

 

UFP News!

-          Tony Abbott is still a c*nt

-          Rupert Murdoch is not his real name

-          Cops Find Weed In Sour Cream Container Marked 'Not Weed'

-          Seduced by Doctor Bigfoot Is Your Amazon.com Horror of the Day

 

NERD NEWS!!!

-          Tom Ellis is Lucifer

-          Ben Hardy to be Angel (?)

-          New Faith No More Song – Superhero

-          Ex Machina trailer

-          Netflix coming to Australia

Comic Book reviews

-          Spider Gwen #1

-          Suiciders #1

-          Silk #1

-          Thor Annual #1

-          Curb Stomp #1

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_Ep_142.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:18am HKT
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Triple J Hottest 100, David Tennant as Purple Man and the Vajankle is the stuff that haunts G’s dreams!

 

Yet ANOTHER EP!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!

 

 

Straya Day! Get it in ya ya cunt!

Triple J Hottest 100; the usual crock of shit

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_141.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:32pm HKT
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Apple really just was one dude, Sony Loses $30million on The Interview and I tried to buy a ghost on Craigslist

 

 

Yet ANOTHER ep! So Close to the last one! I bet you think all your Christmasses have come at once!

 

UFP CREW Qs!

NERD NEWS!!!

Homeland' Star to Voice Papa Smurf in Animated Movie

Fan Cuts The Hobbit Into A Single, 4-Hour Movie

SONY WILL LOSE $30 MILLION ON THE INTERVIEW

Constantine Return

 

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_Rage_10_Ep_140.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:53pm HKT
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Grant Morrison get out of our shop, Tom Hardy saves his own career and Olivia Newton John’s husband is Turbo Teen!

 

Another Ep! Huzzah!

 

Keira Daley is/was great! You can check her out here..

 

http://keiradaley.com/podcast/

 

UFP CREW Qs!

NERD NEWS!!!!

SPOILERS: Major SUICIDE SQUAD Story Details Cover The Joker's Role, Twist Ending, And More

Hatred Rated Adults Only in North America

Disney Infinity Claims It Sold More Than Skylanders Last Year, Activision Disagrees

 

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Direct download: UFP_Page_10_Ep_139.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:34pm HKT
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Argh!

 

Need to get these episodes out!

This time we chat about..

 

-          The Charlie Hebdo Attacks

-          Sia’s Elastic Heart video features Shia LeBeouf and a bunch of triggered pussies

-          YOUR Talk Topics and Questions

-          Better Call Saul trailer

-          Justice League: Throne of Atlantis preview

 

 

 

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Direct download: UFP_Rage_9_Ep_138.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:58am HKT
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Ahoy Banditos!

 

Here’s another (at the time of publishing) brand spanking new ep!

 

-          Our Aussie tribute to Super Podcasto Magnifico

-          G Money is fighting a junkie on 3 hours sleep

-          We answer your questions and talk topics!

NERD NEWS!!!!

-          Batman V Superman 2 part split

-          Death of Deadpool

G’s Comics Reviews

-          Ant Man #1

-          Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #1

-          Wolverines #1

 

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Direct download: UFP_Page_9_Ep_137.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:40am HKT
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Another ep! Have a listen!

 

-          We answer your questions and talk topics

G’s Movies reviews!

-          The Hobbit

-          Big Hero 6

-          Nightcrawler

-          The heart emoji and the word “vape” make us sad

-          Madonna, once again, struggles to maintain relevancy

-          New Mexico Woman Tried To Sneak Gun Into Jail In Her Genitals: Cops

-          Paul Feig On Why He Chose To Reboot GHOSTBUSTERS With A Female Cast And More

-          Man Buys PlayStation 4 From Walmart, Says He Got Two Bags Of Rocks

-          Man With Knife In Skull For Hours 'Wasn't Aware Of It'

 

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Direct download: UFP_Rage_8_Ep_136.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:20pm HKT
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