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Here it is! Episode 107! The Phantom Ep!

 

 

Enjoy it….. if you can!

Direct download: Show_107.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm HKT
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Here’s the latest! Get into it

The Minutemen, check them out.
Supanova Perth 2014! Our full wrap!
Check out our Supanova Supafriends www.bang3r.com and www.facebook.com/CursedCreations

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

 - Nathan Fillion’s casting rumors in Guardians of the Galaxy
 - Boy Wizard to Boy Wonder?
 - How many Cosfails have we seen?
 - An old school WWF Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!
 - The new Michael Bay’s TMNT trailer
 - Our (by our I mean mostly G’s) favorite post-apocalyptic comic, movie, book, show and/or game
 - Rosario Dawson’s casting in the Daredevil Netflix series
 - Even his sponsors hate Michael Bay

Channel Seven’s groundbreaking new series “Celebrity Autopsy”
Gary Oldman talkin’ smack and takin’ out the trash in Playboy magazine
Ice T icing whitey in his new Body Count video

Nerd News!
 - Shane Black to direct the Predator “reboot”
 - Edgar Ramirez’s rumors to play Doctor Strange
 - Microsoft possibly looking to purchase Capcom…. Possibly
 - DC updates payment plans and credits to colorists
 Comic review
 - Wicked and the Divine: 5/5


Direct download: Episode_116.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:24am HKT
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We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!)

 

Let’s get to this big bad show!

 

C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong

Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there!

www.supanova.com.au

Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us!

www.bang3r.com

Giant Godzilla shirt!

We now know what a Loot Crate is! YAY!

We now know what the Fragdolls are! BOO!

Check out The Attitude Era Podcast! It’s awesome!

Sun bears are the ursine equivalent of Mitch Hedberg

Barefeet in public = Rocket to the sun

 

 

UFP Crew questions and talk topics!

-          World cup and German Booger handshakes

-          E3, a.k.a. Sequel Mania’s highlights

-          Jason Momoa cast as Aqua man in a movie we won’t see for decades

-          Trailer Trashing with Tammy

-          Cliffhanger remake and why it will fail

 

News!

-          R.I.P. Rik Mayall

-          R.I.P. Casey Kasem

-          IKEA threatens tiny site with legal action because they’re awesome

-          Sia tries to put a small Mom and Pop dry cleaner out of business because she’s a horrendous c*nt

 

NERD NEWS!!!

-          Game of Thrones season finale sets new piracy records and Choice magazine says Foxtel is to blame

-          Josh Brolin confirmed as Thanos for future Marvel Movies

-          Vincent D’onofrio cast as Kingpin in the new Netflix Daredevil series

-          CBBC is bringing Danger Mouse back to our screens

-          Colin Firth drops out as the voice of Paddington Bear

-          Gantz full series review

-          Empty Man #1 Review

-          Original Sins #1

-          United States of Murder Inc review

-          Scooby Doo reboot announced right after Casey Kasem’s death

-          Power Puff Girls returning

-          Angrybirds Transformers…. WHY THE F*CK?!?!?

 

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Direct download: Show_115.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:26pm HKT
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We are BACK! (AGAIN!!!!)

 

Let’s get to this big bad show!

 

C Bomb’s trip to Hong Kong

Jamie Lannister’s non-appearance at Perth Supanova, but WE will be there!

www.supanova.com.au

Our pal Jarrad from Bang3r Photography will be helping/joining us!

www.bang3r.com

Giant Godzilla shirt!

We now know what a Loot Crate is! YAY!

We now know what the Fragdolls are! BOO!

Check out The Attitude Era Podcast! It’s awesome!

Sun bears are the ursine equivalent of Mitch Hedberg

Barefeet in public = Rocket to the sun

 

 

UFP Crew questions and talk topics!

-          World cup and German Booger handshakes

-          E3, a.k.a. Sequel Mania’s highlights

-          Jason Momoa cast as Aqua man in a movie we won’t see for decades

-          Trailer Trashing with Tammy

-          Cliffhanger remake and why it will fail

 

News!

-          R.I.P. Rik Mayall

-          R.I.P. Casey Kasem

-          IKEA threatens tiny site with legal action because they’re awesome

-          Sia tries to put a small Mom and Pop dry cleaner out of business because she’s a horrendous c*nt

 

NERD NEWS!!!

-          Game of Thrones season finale sets new piracy records and Choice magazine says Foxtel is to blame

-          Josh Brolin confirmed as Thanos for future Marvel Movies

-          Vincent D’onofrio cast as Kingpin in the new Netflix Daredevil series

-          CBBC is bringing Danger Mouse back to our screens

-          Colin Firth drops out as the voice of Paddington Bear

-          Gantz full series review

-          Empty Man #1 Review

-          Original Sins #1

-          United States of Murder Inc review

-          Scooby Doo reboot announced right after Casey Kasem’s death

-          Power Puff Girls returning

-          Angrybirds Transformers…. WHY THE F*CK?!?!?

 

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Facebook: www.facebook.com/ultim8facepalm

 

Website: www.ultimatefacepalm.com.au

Category:general -- posted at: 4:07pm HKT
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Forever alone on this ep.

G is sick

I don’t want to get sicker

Hence alone.

Let’s get to it!

 

SUPANIVA! We’ll be there! Check out the site for further dets! www.supanova.com.au

Our good friend over at Bang3r Photography will also be there helping out with the videoing! www.bang3r.com

Check us and many other “good” podcasts out at the Rhymes with Geek network www.rhymeswithgeek.com

 

UFP Crew Questions and talk topics!

-          Don’t blame us for Iggy Azalea!

-          My expert take on Alan Moore and Grant Morrison

-          Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

-          Disney’s Maleficent

-          Favorite Hanna Barbera cartoons and possible live action remakes

-          Girl Meets World a.k.a. Shoot your television

-          Comic shift from super wordy narration to now, not so much

-          Apple’s WWDC keynote and why you shouldn’t give a shit

-          Eat my own fingers or you eat my toes! The new gameshow that sweeping the nation!

-          Chopper Read; is he the real deal?

-          Jaden Smith is, Twat-man!

 

Movie Review: The Edge of Tomorrow

 

Nerd News!!!

-          The Last of Us remasters coming to PS4 next week?

-          Scott Derrickson revealed to direct Dr Strange

-          Batman Arkham Knight to be delayed until 2015

-          Star Wars pic leak bonanza!

-          Craiglist Ad Seeks Buff Dudes To Dress Up As Dragon Ball Z Waiters

 

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Direct download: Show_113.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT
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Well it’s a shorty but a goodie (?)

It’s admittedly not that great, but it’s still much better than about 90% of the podcasts out there, so enjoy!

 

SUPANOVA PERTH! We will be there! http://www.supanova.com.au/show-information/perth

Jamie Lannister a.k.a. Where’s Coster-Waldau?

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Topics

-          Was Forever Evil worth the wait?

-          Our take on Bogan Hunters

-          ONLY if Bobby Darin was a carpenter

-          New Doctor Who teaser trailer

-          Edgar Wright’s Ant Man departure

-          Charlie Cox cast as Daredevil and Daredevil’s new showrunner

-          Kevin Smith workin’ the craft services table on Batman V Superman

-          The A-Team movie; our take

-          Avenger’s fingers smell like Russian dressing…. Apparently

-          G Money is NOT an E-cigarette smoking twat

-          DC Comics is NOT cozying up to Dale Earnhardt Jr

-          Denzel Washington is The Equalizer and no one should care

-          Macaulay Culkin and his Pizza Underground; Why can’t they all be 6 feet underground

-          Gareth Edwards to direct new Star Wars spin off movie

-          John Wesley Schipp role in The Flash revealed

-          Brian K Vaughan leaves Under the Dome

 

 

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Direct download: Episode_112.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:25am HKT
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Another big long one! Also the episode goes for over 2 hours (Zoom!)

Let’s get to it!

 

 

Lance Storm, Shatner or having a stroke?

Check out the Dana Gould Hour (www.danagould.com)

Also check out the brand spankin’ new Rhymes With Geek website (www.rhymeswithgeek.com)

Soulless, dead-in-the-eyes, Will.i.am receives the “love” via Facebook

Too many a-hole politicians and shoeless twerps rustles C Bomb’s jimmies!

 

UFP Crew Questions and talk topics!

-          What to read before Batman Incorporated

-          The capital of Mozambique

-          The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer

-          G’s thoughts on Jhonen Vasquez

-          Video game systems that built our lives

-          Are we going to an depth review of the next Transformers movie?

-          Sexxi Batman!

-          Where can you get the TMNT TBPs?

-          Deceased musical icons preforming in hologram form

-          Vince is no longer a billionaire and no-one was upset for him

 

3 rounds of Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

 

Punkinstuff and Star Wars Big Kidz Party details can be found HERE! à https://www.facebook.com/events/665175553535948/

 

Heat Miser Vs Booze

Top 5 Kaiju, Kaiju Movies and Kaiju pluralization!

 

Movie Review! X Men: Days of Future Past

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

-          DC Cancels 6 more titles

-          The Babadook movie review

-          E3 2014 games list (you can find the full list on IGN)

-          Wolfenstein reboot includes an interesting easter egg

-          Nintendo pulls the plug on Wifi functionality for Wii and DS

-          New game bars opening in Sydney and Melbourne

-          New lego movie “Ninjago” gets a release date and no-one cares

-          Dynamite Comics regains The John Carter franchise

-          Archie comics confirms Sabrina the Teenage Witch horror comic

-          Deadpool Vs Hawkeye

-          Star Wars comics will be announced in July

-          Rick Remender to write AXIS

-          Guardians 300 to be released in September

-          Marvel Universe reboot?

 

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Direct download: Show_111.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:30am HKT
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Hey ho, this late drop thing is almost becoming a regular thing….. Almost.

It’s a biggie this time around! Let’s get to it!

 

The Australian Budget…. Who cares right?

The all-new Rhymes with Geek network page! www.rhymeswithgeek.com

Nerdy Quiz Night Questions

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

-          The latest Batman pic from Zack Snyder

-          NBC’s Constantine/hellblazer trailer

-          R.I.P. HR Giger

-          Ian Watkins in fact DID NOT hang himself…. Sadly.

-          Channing Tatum is Gambit

-          New iZobie TV Show

-          Xbox One price drop

-          DC’s Futures End

-          Hate ‘em or Rate ‘em!

 

Movie review: Godzilla

 

NERD NEWS!

-          Arrow Season 2 Finale

-          The Flash TV bumper/trailer

-          Agents of SHIELD series finale

-          Mario Kart 8 review (via IGN)

-          Flappy Bird returns!

-          Watch Dogs has gone gold i.e. no more delays!

-          Point Break re-casting

-          Rebel Wilson; Wide ass and miscast!

Comic Reviews!

-          Cyclops #1

-          Nailbiter #1

 

-          Miles Morales #1

 

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Direct download: Show_110.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:29pm HKT
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Well, it sure was a show…..

 

I’ll let you guys be the judge.

 

3 times in a season!

When Rafiki held up little Orphan Annie…

Free Comic Book day was INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Questions and Talk Topics

-          How we would describe each other

-          Our thoughts on the new Gotham trailers

-          If Michael Bay rebooted the classics

-          The irrelevancy of Shakespeare

-          Naming your child after comic book names

-          Best Free Comic Book Day books

-          Piracy in Australia and the Government’s intervention

-          Facepalming makes us happy,  but we’re not alive enough to tell anyone

-          Hate ’em or Rate ‘em!

 

 

NERD NEWS!!!!

-          Syfy adapts 4 different comic books to be made into TV series; Letter 44, Ronin, Clone and Pax Romana

-          Seth Rogen interviewed about the Preacher TV Series

-          Tim Blake Nelson cast as Mole Man in the latest Fantastic Four reboot

-          The Mummy reboot loses it’s director

-          Gerard Butler leaves the Point Break reboot

Comic Review: Amazing Spider Man #1!

-          Fox picks up new series Empire and Red Band Society

Video Game Review: The Last of Us: Left Behind DLC

 

 

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Direct download: Show_109.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:17am HKT
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Hooray Hoorah! Now that we’re out of the Bat-Cave you can hear our show without vomiting profusely.

 

Lets get to it!

 

Possible replacements for Craig Ferguson

What happened to episode 107?!?!

Sherbet: The Cock

A tip of the cap for the passing of one the best podcasts around; our commiserations to Super Podcasto Magnifico

You can find Superior Squirrel’s fundraising campaign here http://hcf.convio.net/site/TR/Harrisburg/General?team_id=1393&pg=team&fr_id=1146

Free Comicbook Day is just around the corner

 

UFP Crew Questions and Talk Tops!

-          Amazon wiping Comixology app

-          Shatner…. I’d fight William Shatner

-          The Clippers and the utter clusterf*ck that is Donald Sterling’s life

-          Arrow, Gotham, Watchdogs and Tossing One’s Salad

-          Podcasts WE listen to and G’s thoughts on Wil Anderson

-          Jack Black’s Goosebumps movie

-          Technology is slowing helping natural selection do it’s work

 

 

NERD NEWS!!!!!!

-          Star Wars Episode 7 initial casting has been revealed!

-          Justice League film confirmed, Ray Fisher cast as Cyborg and DC wanting to release nine more films (mostly Vertigo stuff really)

-          Penny Dreadful TV Series

-          Original Sin #0 Review

-          Death Of Wolverine

-          Deadpool Vs X-Force

-          Axis: The new X Men and Avengers crossover event

-          Marvel’s 100 years later

-          Angela, Sister of Thor and Loki

-          X Box Originals’ TV adaptation of Warren Ellis’ Gun Machine

-          Video game about masturbation really is a pile a wank

-          Justin Kurzel revealed to direct the Assassin’s Creed movie

 

 

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Direct download: Show_108.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:16am HKT
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