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Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, The Bachelor Australia and Clinton Jones dies under burning ice cream being eaten by Kyle Sandilands

Golly! Is that the time already?! The time where I have nothing witty or clever to say which doesn’t really matter because no-one reads the liner notes anyways?

YES! That very same time! Let’s get to it…


Talking about our time spent at Apocalypse University

Huge shoutouts  to friends and comrades:


The Comics Podcast Network




Rhymes with Geek 






Tangent Bounds

Blod pods network

Boxed Whine

Podcasting 101

Seven Days a Geek

Super Podcasto Magnifico!

The Pod with no Name


UFP Crew Questions

-          Free to air television quality is dropping and you’re not getting old (maybe)

-          G Money tries to answer a very long X Men/Avengers questions in under a minute!

-          Listen to us completely misinterpret a question about video game comic book tie-ins

-          Chris Vice delights us!

-          Couch co-op or Online Multi?

-          After life with Archie

-          10 Desert Island discs

-          Obscene money being spent in the Premier League transfer window

-          Best rom-com remakes casting Vin Diesel


Fastest news ever!!

-          Prime Minister Kevin Rudd owns noobs on Q&A

-          UFP Of the Week: Clinton Jones of the St Kilda Football club! Your prize is to die in a car fire!

-          A new Australian leaker in town!

-          Bronies still annoy us!

-          50 Shades of Grey casting

-          Heather Mills, post Paul McCartney; STILL an utter bitch!


Nerd News @ 1 hour 12mins

-          Benedict Cumberbatch Star Wars casting rumours

-          True Blood renewed for a 7th and final season

-          Space Dandy by Shinichro Watanabe official trailer drops

-          Official poster for Transformers 4 released and no-one cares

-          What if: Mark Wahlberg was Iron Man!?

-          Bradley Cooper confirmed as the voice of Rocket Racoon for Guardians of the Galaxy

-          The Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake featuring Jared Harris, Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and directed by Guy Ritchie

-          Taylor Swift cast in Mark Millar’s Secret Service adaptation

-          Don Jon Trailer wrote and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Scarlett Johansson

-          Prisoners Trailer feature Hugh Jackson and Terence Howard

-          Keiji Inafune kickstarts his new game Mighty No. 9 because Capcom won’t make more Mega Man games


Claim the Throne’s new album; Forged in Flame!

Check them here: www.facebook.com/claimthethrone

Direct download: Show_77.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:08am HKT

Ben Affleck as Batman, Pepsi flavored Cheetos and Idris Elba screams “The Warriors shot Cyrus!”

It’s G Money’s Birthday so don’t expect anything to make any sense (even less so than usual)

Enough faffing about, let’s get to it!


Miley Cyrus at the MVAs – Lose your mind or J.J. Dillon

Ben Affleck as Batman; Amazing and horrifying internet response

Give me $9.2 million and we’ll lose or gain as much weight as you’d like!


UFP Crew Questions

-          Riff Raff for Australian Prime Minister

-          Pepsi-flavored Cheetos: The world is officially on the decline

-          Comic book recommendations

-          Our thoughts on current Pro-wrestling promotions

-          Neil Armstrong: R.I.P.

-          You too can now SMELL like an Avenger (maybe)


Nerd News!

-          Bryan Cranston (more than likely) cast as Lex Luthor for a 6 movie deal

-          Justice League of America/Trinity War will make the internet explode

-          Justice League of Canada…..?

-          Lobo’s new origin/look is ‘hot garbage’

-          James Robinson on two unnamed Marvel ongoing titles

-          Mike Del Mundo on Superior Spider Man team up

-          Christopher Eccelston teases a Dr Who return in the 50th anniversary episode

-          New trailer for Jackass’ ‘Bad Grandpa’

-          Sega Australia’s attempt at re-releasing classic Sega titles

-          American Horror Story: Coven release date and new teaser trailer

-          Killer is Dead review

-          Saints Row 4 review


Direct download: Show_76.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:33am HKT

Kick Ass 2 review, Playstation 4 release and RIP Elmore Leonard

Well holy cow! It’s a bloated, seeping mass of a show for your ears! Hope you enjoy it! ^_^


Cloning John Lennon would make Big Brother watchable

“If you want this Le Coq Sportif jacket you’ll go and beat up all those aliens”

This has nothing to do with The Trap Door!

“Goon” mini-review

C Bomb’s dashed hope of being a national TV star

Apology to Channel 10’s “Wonderland”

Recipe to Riches = More shit heads on TV


UFP Crew questions

-          Our thoughts on ‘Olympus has Fallen’

-          Comic movie reboots

-          Card collections in our youth

-          Favorite song intros

-          The beef between New Zealand and Australia

-          Our show involved in a mind-blowing incident with Seb Sharpe for the Pod with No Name

-          Our thoughts on the election “Coverage”

-          Democracy: What of it?

-          Comics/shows/movies that had an impact on our lives


Kick Ass 2 review (@ 1 hour 23 mins) Some very minor/prompted spoilers

Terrible movie review competition winner!


Nerd News! (@ 1 hours 56 mins)

-          New Punisher mini by Garth Ennis

-          Marvel Infinity review: 4.5/5

-          More Guardians of the Galaxy voice casting news; voice of Rocket Racoon to be played by Bradley Cooper

-          Shinichiro Watanabe’s new series ‘Space Dandy’

-          PS4 release date revealed

-          Saints Row IV release delayed in Australia

-          GTA V’s rating being considered after closer examination of its Exposed Penises, Marijuana Use, and a “Brief Instance of Necrophilia”

-          Scarlet Witch Casting Moved On To Elizabeth Olsen After Saoirse Ronan Passed On Avengers 2

-          Avengers Arena ends in November and mass title re-launch

-          Nightwing revealed in Forever Evil?

-          The Killing Joke news from a Grant Morrison revelation

-          RIP Elmore Leonard



Direct download: Show_75.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:57am HKT

Elysium Review, Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and Tony Abbott: Global Embarrassment

Nice to see you again! I can’t believe it’s been a week!

Well I’ll shut my digital trap and let you get on with your fix….


C Bomb’s been busy with the movers and shakers

We give a little love to our other podcasting friends



-          Checking out Wolverine’s Canon…. Uh, what?

-          The Ant Man movie shall succeed

-          A little peek into the UFP library

-          Recording the show on the can

-          Hunterwalk a.k.a. utterly self-entitled asshole

-          The movie ‘Super’

-          Attila; sweet tap-dancing jesus Christ, are they ever awful!

-          We hope parents never confuse “Nick Jr” with “Nick Fury Jr”

-          Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and we talk about the return of Breaking Bad and the horrible existence of ‘Talking Bad’

-          Marvel’s possibility of releasing a Guardians of the Galaxy omnibus




Tony Abbott makes the jump from NATIONAL embarrassment to GLOBAL embarrassment!





-          The Canyons

-          Pain and Gain

-          The Purge

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-          Neill Blomkamp’s new movie – Chappie

-          Rumor mill: WB offers Christian Bale $60mil to reprise the Batman role

-          First trailer for Frank Darabont’s L.A. Noir TV show ‘Mob City’

-          Collider already renamed “F.B.P.” after only one issue

-          Kevin Maguire joins Brian Michael Bendis on Guardians of the Galaxy

-          Trillium review 3/5

-          Sidekick review 4/5

-          Orange is the new Black

-          Christina Hendricks on Game of Thrones?

-          John Romita Jr leaving Marvel?

-          Comic Book Heroes on the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company)

Direct download: Show_74.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45am HKT

Punisher End of Days, Animal Man Annual Review and right in our Moriarty!

A bit of a downer before brining you the upper. But isn’t that what life is all about?



G Money’s slow turn on phone technology

Superfluous electronic dealies on EVERYTHING!

Tranny Technology

Blind drivers

“Archie Martin Vox sign discovered on latest city dig”


UFP Crew Questions

-          Robert Tuffs strikes back!!!

-          Elysium looks INCREDIBLE!

-          Harrison Ford joining The Expendables 3

-          Chris Brown was a musician?

-          The 13 regenerations of Doctor Who

-          Happy Birthday for Michael “Boobs” Malone on August 10th!

-          Which is the best Venom?

-          Yes, Green Team IS a terrible idea

-          DC holding out for money



Queensland MP Peter Dowling a.k.a. Wine-Schlong!


Nerd News (@ 1 hr 14 mins)

-          Star Trek 3 scripting soon and NO Damon Lindelof!

-          Punisher End Of Days series scheduled for the end of the year release (we hope!)

-          Gerry Dugan on Nova while Zeb Well is off the title

-          Congrats to Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner getting hitched!


-          Animal Man Annual

EPW State of Origin with special shout out to Dancin’ Lukey Bolland and “He’s a Nice Guy” Dan Moore

-          Muppet Sequel is looking pretty good

-          A LOOOOOOOONG wait for Street Fighter 5

-          Xbox is outing jerks and trolls!

-          Simpsons Lego series




Direct download: Show_73.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:10am HKT

New Doctor Who, Collider #1 Review and Chew animated series

It’s a show! What else do you want me to say!?!?!


Mark and Zach’s “Twofer” podcast is great, so go check it out on the Blodcast network

C Bomb’s partner’s take on a “Deb” Dexter series

We FINALLY get around to “Zooey Deschanel is a paedophile” story




-          New Doctor Who Announcement (if you haven’t heard, it’s Scotsman Peter Capaldi!)

-          Bruce Campbell Evil Dead post-credit cameo and it’s potential meaning

-          Our thoughts on Cloud Atlas

-          Souvenirs from Port Hedland

-          Whatever happened to Hulks baby?

-          We DON’T want to see Lilo and Amada Bynes get it on!

-          How much we’re willing to spend on a comic book

-          Do penguins have knees?

-          Chicken or steak?




Christian Children’s Entertainer acting very UN-Christian (or VERY Christian, depending on how you look at it)

Zimmerman Death Threat Bonanza!

Piece of utter excrement living in Perth is still allowed to breathe and drive



NERD NEWS! (@ 1 hr 09mins)


-          New Doctor Who (again, it’s Peter Capaldi)

-          Zack Snyder and Frank Miller meeting to talk about possible casting for the new Batman

-          Karl Urban on his possible participation in the next Star Wars films

-          The 4th Amazing Spiderman film could be focused on Spiderman villains namely, Venom

-          Chew animated series IS going ahead!

-          Samuel L Jackson cast in Secret Service

-          Fright Night 2 à Straight to DVD

Comic Reviews

-          Collider #1 by Simon Oliver and Robbi Rodriguez

-          Guardians of the Galaxy #5 by Brian Michael Bendis and co-scripted by Neil Gaiman

 Video Game News

-          Playstation’s All-Stars Battle Royale is officially over

-          Pot heads are perpetuating their stupid stereotype by paying WAY too much for a weed emoticon on Steam

-          Plants Vs Zombies 2 cost analysis against the first PVZ

Direct download: Show_72.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:51am HKT

The World’s End Review, The Flash TV Series and MyFreeImplants.com

Fast, loose and long; That’s how we like it here.

Another long one here, so let’s get at it.


Creepy intro

The fun we’re not allowed to have in Australia

C Bomb confuses Mr Muscle with Mr Clean

#People…… are get-ting fatter#

Giant German Baby

We talk all things Matthew Mcconaughey in our new segment “Matt Chat”* (*Not a real thing)

The Evil Dead remake


UFP Crew Questions!

-          Why?

-          Best and worst comic/cartoon real life portrayals

-          Super Cool Indie game! Metal Dead www.walkthruwalls.com CHECK IT!

-          Ramming Speed. If you like thrash check them at www.rammingspeed.bigcartel.com

-          Why Trinity War is such a non-event

-          We’re just some jealous guys…….

-          I am but a half man, half sausage beast!

-          Guess who’s working heel tonight?

-          Best Pro Wrestling ring entrances




Big Brother Australia is back and officially no-one cares!


Kesha is other-worldly gross!


MOVIE REVIEW – The World’s End


NERD NEWS! (at 1 hour 33 mins)

-          CW planning The Flash TV series and our casting picks

-          Trask Industries website is amazing! Check it www.trask-industries.com/

-          Under The Dome renewed for a 2nd season

-          Breaking Bad final series teaser

-          Star Wars 30th Anniversary European Celebration

-          Nick Frost and Simon Pegg do not want to be in the new Star Wars films

-          Dexter spin off confirmed, but no indication as to with which character

-          Quick Nvidia Shield review courtesy of IGN

-          Nintendo’s Wii U sales dive while the company floats off the back of the success of the 3DS

Direct download: Show_71.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:06am HKT

Dr Who 50th anniversary simulcast , M Night’s Twilight Zone reboot and Eiichiro Oda: Get well soon!

Alllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Strap yourselves in folks for this episode is, as they say, a doozy!


Children with absurd names due to absurd parents

G Money’s wrap on The Wolverine

If a Guardians of the Galaxy is happening, an X Force movie is definitely going to happen

Is North West’s middle name “Bynorth”?

Masterchef loses the plot on its own, already weak, premises.

Slideshow looks like it should’ve been on Blue Peter 30 years ago

Where can we go to get some REAL NEWS!?!


UFP Crew Questions

-          M Night’s potential TV future with a The Twilight Zone reboot

-          The cost of comics in Australia

-          Publishing Daredevil in braille

-          Shoutout to @MetalObsessed

-          The proof of friendship

-          How we feel about John Robertson moving to the UK

-          Legit scary movies

-          Our plans for the next conventions appearances in Perth

-          G Money’s comic trade recommendations

-          Our “hidden gems” when it comes to movies

-          Quick additional thoughts on The Wolverine

-          BJs on the Armadale line and gay tourists not welcome in Russia

-          Fantasy swapping FB feeds

-          Lawrence Mooney thinks he’s Paul Mooney

-          Wolverine: The Musical

-          The water in Australian toilets




-          Dr Who 50th anniversary edition will drop simulcast worldwide

-          47 Ronin trailer

-          2000AD official petition for a Dredd sequel

-          Amazing Spiderman 2 pics and footage coming out, funnily enough, not of Spiderman

-          Eiichiro Oda still in hospital (Get well soon!)

-          Competitive Gaming now recognised as a professional sports

-          Driving cars using NES joypads

-          First reviews of The Ouya

-          Reviews of the Earthbound re-launch on WiiU

-          Defend a killer whale in court with the a new DLC for the latest Phoenix Wright game!

-          Nightcrawler series now called Amazing X Men and done by Jason Aaron and Ed McGuiness

-          Fight Club sequel the graphic novel

-          Sacha Baron Cohen walks on Freddie Mercury biopic


Direct download: Show_70.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:01am HKT

Walter White as the new Dr Who, Orson Scott Card disappears and Appleman: “WAAR! WAAR! WAAR!”

Early drop but a short one (we apologize for those of you who like our normal filibuster eps) but we’ll be back to our normal long-form show by the next drop.

Now let’s get onto it!


Gene Hackman IS The Wolverine


UFP Crew Questions

-          Battle Royale/The Hunger Games

-          The Best Doctor (Who)

-          Orson Scott Card disappearing act

-          Comic titles we’d take over and what we’d do with them



British comic Mel Smith’s passing (R.I.P.)

Glee’s song tribute to Corey Monteith along with some song suggestions

South Australian boy pretends to be girl on Facebook and gets friends to send him nudes



Eisner Awards!

Best Series – Saga

Best Writer – Brian K Vaughan

Best Writer/artist – Chris Ware

Best Penciller – David Aja and Chris Samnee (Tie)

Best Covers – David Aja

Best Coloring – Dave Stewart

Best Kids Publication – Adventure Time

Best Graphic Album – Building Stories


Simpsons/Family Guy crossover!

South Park: Stick of Truth will NOT feature DLC content

Agents of SHIELD first ep debut at SDCC

First footage and trailer for the Robocop remake

Kick Ass 2 red band trailer

Simpsons and Futurama crossover

Hellboy 3 to come

Prometheus comic from Dark Horse

Halo comic from Dark Horse

Tomb Raider by Gail Simone

Venture Bros art book

The Maxx and Hellboy artist editions

New ongoing Nightcrawler book

Deadpool Vs Carnage

Wolverine: Origin 2

Batman and Son animated movie

Assault on Arkham animated movie

Mark Gatiss cast in Game of Thrones

Tom Taylor steps up to writing on Earth 2 and Doom Patrol



Direct download: Show_69.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:22am HKT

SDCC 2013, The Wolverine review and PAX AUS

VERY nerdy show today off the back of all the happenings (Nothing to do with M Night thankfully) at SDCC and big The Wolverine movie review!

Let’s have a look-see…..


Superhero porn

Drive through liquor stores: Only in Australia?

Shameful McDonalds eaters

G Money give his quick thoughts on Pacific Rim


UFP Crew Questions

-          The Collective Movie Experience

-          Catching Fire/The Hunger Games

-          Additional thoughts on the Deadpool game


MOVIE REVIEW – The Wolverine


NERD NEWS at 1 hour 26 mins



-          Superman/Batman movie in 2015

-          The Flash in 2016

-          Justice League by 2017

Guardians of the Galaxy casting confirmations

-          Lee Pace as Ronan the Accuser

-          Karen Gillan as Nebula

-           Djimon Hounsou as Koranth

-          Benicio Del Toro as The Collector

X Men: Days of Future Past

-          Bishop, Wolverine, Kitty Pride, Storm, Magneto, Xavier

-          Peter Dinklage as Boliver Trask

Avengers 2: Age of Ultron





Direct download: Show_68.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:56am HKT